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Only the finest lip-locking lesbians, bikini-sporting supermodels and…Homer Simpson?


Clark Collis, Mike Errico and Jonah Weiner


Blender July 24 2008


(Blender.com)





Save the Pop Star, Save the World
28. Hayden Panettiere "Wake Up Call" video, 2008
Hot because: The 18-year-old Heroes star takes a page from Fergie and Paris Hilton, matching lite reggae rhythms, huge hoop earrings and — oh yes — a touch of undergarment (:58 in, for those of you with busy schedules).
Not because: The entire song is about trying to keep a man interested in her, which strains credibility. Like, a lot.

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Reality Showstopper
27. Tera Patrick and Maria Bierk VH1's Supergroup, Episode 4, 2006
Hot because: On the VH1 reality show documenting the travails of an ill-fated supergroup, Biohazard bassist Evan Seinfeld and wife/porn star Tera Patrick "decide to do a photo shoot," and manage to coax singer Sebastian Bach's gorgeous wife, Maria Bierk, into the frame. The results are more memorable than anything the band managed to record.
Not because: An ecstatic Sebastian won't stop jumping around like a tweenager whose wet dream has magically come to life.


http://www.spike.com/video/supergroup-sexy/2728648

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MILF Mayhem
26. Fountains of Wayne “Stacy’s Mom” video, 2003
Hot because: Fountains guitarist Adam Schlesinger admitted that the unexpected success of “Stacy’s Mom” probably had “something to do with Rachel Hunter gyrating on a kitchen counter.” In fact, the ultimate MILF did far more than that: She energetically pole-danced and reinterpreted Phoebe Cates’s notorious pool exit from Fast Times at Ridgemont High.
Not because: For years, Hunter shared a bed with wrinkly Rod Stewart.

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From Russia With Love!
25. t.A.T.u. 2003 MTV Movie Awards
Hot because: Not content with flaunting their own Sapphic tendencies, Russian popsters Lena Katina and Julia Volkova recruited 175 women wearing schoolgirl outfits to strip down to their underwear and kiss while the pair sang “Not Gonna Get Us.” This would later be described on The O’Reilly Factor as a “lesbian orgy” by conservative pundit Michael Medved, who added that MTV’s parent company, Viacom, should be “ashamed” for showing it.
Not because: The suspicion that the dancers, like the duo themselves, are not actually lesbians.




Note P.Diddy's enthusastic standing ovation afer the performance! - caitlin1214

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Girl-on-Girl-on-Girl
24. Madonna, Britney and Christina lip-lock 2003 MTV Video Music Awards
Hot because: Actually, according to Britney Spears, her appearance was not that hot. “I don’t understand what the big deal is,” she claimed. “Hasn’t America seen two girls kiss before?” Well, possibly. But what the country hadn’t seen was two — scratch that, three — female megastars getting it on lipstick-lesbian–style, as Madonna first removed garters from Spears and Christina Aguilera before kissing them both. But it could have been hotter! “I was up for kissing Britney,” Aguilera told Blender. “But Britney wasn’t.”
Not because: Instead of the Madonna-Aguilera smooch, some genius at MTV decided instead to show a reaction shot from Justin Timberlake. D’oh!

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Night Moves
23. The Rolling Stones perform “Let’s Spend the Night Together” The Ed Sullivan Show, 1967
Hot because: At a time when married sitcom couples still slept in separate beds, Ed Sullivan insisted the Stones change “the night” to “some time” when the band performed their new single on his show. They agreed. But Mick Jagger’s exaggerated eye-rolling every time he was forced to enunciate the change, combined with his too-hot-for-prime-time choreography, resulted in a performance that was not less sexy, but much, much more so.
Not because: Other guests on the show included 44 nuns. Not the sexy kind.
(From Top of the Pops, 1967)

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Goth Gapefest
22. Rose McGowan’s mesh dress 1998 MTV Video Music Awards
Hot because: Raised in a hippie cult called the Children of God, McGowan went on to get engaged to Marilyn Manson in 1999 — you could say the Charmed star has been intimate with weirdos since birth. But weirdness doesn’t hurt hotness any, as this infamous appearance proved: Her outfit consisted only of thong underwear and a “dress” of loosely draped metal strings. “It didn’t really dawn on me quite how naked I was,” she said later. “But sometimes kicking out the jams isn’t such a bad thing.”
Not because: She’s knocked combat boots with Marilyn Manson. Ewww!

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Homer’s Country Odyssey
21. The Simpsons “Colonel Homer” episode, 1992
Hot because: From Michelle Pfeiffer to Britney Spears, many starlets have had cameo turns as yellow-skinned hotties on The Simpsons — but none was quite as sexy as Beverly D’Angelo’s Lurleen Lumpkin, a buxom, budding country singer who angled to steal Homer from Marge. She came on to him in her trailer, wearing a low-cut top and breathily singing “Bunk with me tonight.” Lurleen was so popular that an action figure — with appropriately Barbie-dimension measurements — was released.
Not because: She has only eight fingers.




Homer is so wonderfully, adorably oblivious and innocent that he had no idea Lurleen's song was directed at him, or that she was trying to hit on him the entire time. It wasn't until she tells him to really listen and then sings it again, enunciating the "I'm asking will you bunk with me tonight" part that he figures it out.

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Hot for Teacher
20. Beyoncé Grammy Awards, 2008
Hot because: On the televised Grammy broadcast, the R&B superstar took a moment to teach the history of the soul diva, but the lesson may have been obfuscated by her green hot pants. Blogs raged for months to follow.
Not because: Introducing Tina Turner to the stage, Beyoncé referred to her as "the Queen," which did not sit well with Aretha Franklin, long known as, well, the Queen. Get the facts straight, missy.

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En Fuego
19. Enrique Iglesias “Addicted” video, 2003
Hot because: Julio’s son took his chiseled jaw into the sack with topless, black-pantied O.C. starlet Mischa Barton. This video framed fleshy boudoir flashbacks with an ambiguous drug-smuggling plot, giving the sex scenes an illicit air (if an underage Barton wasn’t enough). “I didn’t know about the 17-year-old thing,” Iglesias explained afterward.
Not because: At the end, we learn that it was “all a dream.” The lamest cop-out in the book.

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Bare Soul
18. D’Angelo “Untitled (How Does It Feel?)” video, 2000
Hot because: “I work out three days a week. I lift weights, I do the bike and do crunches. And I do a lot of running,” D’Angelo said in 2000. In this sultry clip, which balanced sexuality and spirituality and was nominated for MTV Video of the Year, the neo soulster sang naked in front of a slow-tracking camera, which hovered tantalizingly low on his abdomen.
Not because: D’Angelo never released a follow-up and soon dropped off the radar.

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Beach Bum
17. Heidi Montag “Higher” video, 2008
Hot because: The Hills hottie flaunts newly minted boobs on a Cali beach in a musical moment worthy of the cover of Blender. Regarding her artistic aspirations, she promised, “It will be kind of like the Pussycat Dolls, Britney Spears and Fergie.” In other words, timeless.
Not because: Ms. Heidi's entry into "hot blonde running on the beach" genre is not particularly groundbreaking, and you can almost smell the recording studio smoking in an attempt to keep her on pitch.





I couldn't find the original video in its entirety on Youtube, so I posted the one The Soup did instead. - caitlin1214

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Undressed — and Underfed
16. Fiona Apple "Criminal” video, 1996
Hot because: In this steamy snapshot of cosmopolitan squalor, the then-19-year-old Apple — outrageously skinny at the height of the “waif chic” craze — moaned and pouted in a messy luxury apartment decorated with passed-out models. Here she was half-naked on a shag carpet, here stripping to blue panties in the kitchen, here stroking herself with a guy’s foot while naked in a bathtub. It helped her debut, Tidal, slink to triple-platinum, and director Mark Romanek went on to win MTV’s 1997 Video Vanguard Award.
Not because: Those turned off by the sight of protruding rib cages will have to get their kicks elsewhere.

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New Wave Gets Naughty
15. Duran Duran “Girls on Film (Long Uncensored Version)” video, 1982
Hot because: It makes Jay-Z’s videos look like the Disney Channel: a 10-minute marathon of hotties pouring champagne over their chests, hot kiddie-pool action, girl-on-girl mud-wrestling and a sequence featuring a bikinied cowgirl straddling and waxing a guy in a horse mask and G-string. Giddyup! Too overboard for MTV, the extended version of this clip — a smash at nose-candying nightclubs and on late-night cable — introduced Simon Le Bon and pals to underground audiences.
Not because: The crotch-shot close-up on a sweaty sumo wrestler is a real libido-killer.

(Too hot for Blender to post, but not hard to find. Godspeed.)

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Feelin’ on Yo Booty
14. Jennifer Lopez “Jenny From the Block” video, 2002
Hot because: While some may snicker that Jen and Ben have about half a brain between them, the media-dominating couple showed keen self-awareness and wit with this paparazzi-style clip. Faking various “candid” moments, its racy images beat the tabloids at their own game, from J.Lo dancing in her panties to the highlight: Affleck rubbed, kissed and then bared his gal pal’s bottom while sunning on a yacht.
Not because: Gigli — the Hollywood vehicle that grossed a measly $6 million in the summer of '03 — proved that Bennifer weren’t as shrewd as we thought.