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caitlin1214 · Sep 9th, 2009, 02:41 AM

Anyone see that Seinfeld episode where Jerry's girlfriend and her coworkers don't believe he doesn't watch Melrose Place? They want to hook him up to a polygraph machine.

His friends don't believe him, either. Turns out, he does watch it but he doesn't admit it.

Something like that is too stupid to confess now, so he'll go through the lie detector test, thinking he can beat it somehow.

Lou: What's your name?

Jerry: Jerry Seinfeld.

Lou: What is your address?

Jerry: 129 West 81st street.

Lou: Did Kimberly steal Jo's baby?

Jerry: I don't know.

Camera shot on the polygraph. The pen moves back and forth on the paper.

Lou: Did Billy sleep with Allison's best friend?

Jerry: I don't know.

Camera shot on the polygraph. The pen moves back and forth on the paper. Lou and Sergeant Tierney look at each other.

Lou: Did Jane's finance kidnap Sydney and take her to Las Vegas? And if so, did she enjoy it?

Jerry: I don't know.

Lou: Did Jane sleep with Michael again?

Jerry: (He hesitates) Yes! That stupid idiot. He left her for Kimberly, he slept with her sister. He tricked her into giving him half her business, and then she goes ahead and sleeps with him again. I mean she's crazy. How could she do something like that? Oh that Jane, she makes me so mad.

After the test, George, Jerry and Elaine are talking and then Jerry tells them to shut up, because the show is starting.

As the theme song plays, Jerry says: "Oh that Michael, I hate him, he's just so smug."

I got my direct quotes here:

I got the transcript here:
http://www.seinfeldscripts.com/TheBeard.htm

bextasy · Sep 9th, 2009, 09:38 AM

I think I need to see a few more episodes to get into it. This usually happens with me and new shows.

M_Butterfly · Sep 9th, 2009, 12:01 PM

I am going to need to see more to get into it. I am afraid they may not get the desired result but I hope I am wrong because I would like it to workout. I need a new vice!!

Jeneen · Sep 9th, 2009, 04:46 PM

was I the only one lost and confused through the entire episode? I did have a glass of wine in me, so maybe that's why. I'll have to watch it again.

M_Butterfly · Sep 9th, 2009, 04:55 PM

Originally Posted by Jeneen

was I the only one lost and confused through the entire episode? I did have a glass of wine in me, so maybe that's why. I'll have to watch it again.

I was too and although I did have a glass of wine as well I do not think that was the reason

(well that is my story).

fluffy614 · Sep 9th, 2009, 07:59 PM

Originally Posted by Jeneen

was I the only one lost and confused through the entire episode? I did have a glass of wine in me, so maybe that's why. I'll have to watch it again.

I had no wine in me and I was confused too.

Tracy · Sep 9th, 2009, 08:11 PM

I can't believe they killed Sydney again! lol
In the first episode no less.

sab_angel · Sep 9th, 2009, 08:23 PM

i didnt watch it yet!

PinkSuadeSoho · Sep 9th, 2009, 09:38 PM

Disappointed!

H_addict · Sep 9th, 2009, 11:18 PM

Originally Posted by Tracy

I can't believe they killed Sydney again! lol
In the first episode no less.

This made me

... I KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lostnexposed · Sep 9th, 2009, 11:32 PM

Originally Posted by Jeneen

was I the only one lost and confused through the entire episode? I did have a glass of wine in me, so maybe that's why. I'll have to watch it again.

I was extremely confused...It just really didn't flow from one scene to another, one storyline to another for me...

and I never really watched Melrose while growing up..I was more into Beverly Hills...but is this a complete remake, or is this like 10 years later that sort of thing???

H_addict · Sep 9th, 2009, 11:33 PM

I guess the pilot episodes are always like that - trying to fit as many characters and story lines into one hour as they possible can. I am really happy Michael is back!!!

H_addict · Sep 9th, 2009, 11:35 PM

caitlin, OMG!!! Thanks for posting Seinfeld transcript! I am laughing so hard right now!!!

TxGlam · Sep 10th, 2009, 01:08 AM

I don't love or hate the show just not loving the storyline. I did like Jonah the best but probably because he was on Greek before, hehe. Hopefully the show will improve or else I can see it being cancelled. I would have like to see a more mature cast than this one...

Tangerine · Sep 10th, 2009, 05:06 AM

This was so underwhelming. They did a pretty horrible job at setting up relationships, just as bad at character introductions. The characters they do have are for the most part douchey cliches, that or they don't have any respectable distinguishing characteristics. The flow was murky at best.. with the flashbacks, to the suggestions of mysterious elements.. yikes. Ashlee Simpson should stick to singing. She made the rest of the cast look like a roll call of Emmy nominees....

I won't be tuning in again, unless a few weeks down the line I start hearing that this show has really picked up.

Sep 9th, 2009, 02:41 AM	#31
caitlin1214 You just got slapped Joined: Jul 2006 Location: Toronto, Canada (Eh?) Posts: 22,439	Anyone see that Seinfeld episode where Jerry's girlfriend and her coworkers don't believe he doesn't watch Melrose Place? They want to hook him up to a polygraph machine. His friends don't believe him, either. Turns out, he does watch it but he doesn't admit it. Something like that is too stupid to confess now, so he'll go through the lie detector test, thinking he can beat it somehow. Lou: What's your name? Jerry: Jerry Seinfeld. Lou: What is your address? Jerry: 129 West 81st street. Lou: Did Kimberly steal Jo's baby? Jerry: I don't know. Camera shot on the polygraph. The pen moves back and forth on the paper. Lou: Did Billy sleep with Allison's best friend? Jerry: I don't know. Camera shot on the polygraph. The pen moves back and forth on the paper. Lou and Sergeant Tierney look at each other. Lou: Did Jane's finance kidnap Sydney and take her to Las Vegas? And if so, did she enjoy it? Jerry: I don't know. Lou: Did Jane sleep with Michael again? Jerry: (He hesitates) Yes! That stupid idiot. He left her for Kimberly, he slept with her sister. He tricked her into giving him half her business, and then she goes ahead and sleeps with him again. I mean she's crazy. How could she do something like that? Oh that Jane, she makes me so mad. After the test, George, Jerry and Elaine are talking and then Jerry tells them to shut up, because the show is starting. As the theme song plays, Jerry says: "Oh that Michael, I hate him, he's just so smug." I got my direct quotes here: I got the transcript here: http://www.seinfeldscripts.com/TheBeard.htm
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Sep 9th, 2009, 09:38 AM	#32
bextasy <3's TPF Joined: Feb 2007 Location: New York Posts: 4,235	I think I need to see a few more episodes to get into it. This usually happens with me and new shows.
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Sep 9th, 2009, 12:01 PM	#33
M_Butterfly HLess Joined: Jul 2006 Posts: 4,157	I am going to need to see more to get into it. I am afraid they may not get the desired result but I hope I am wrong because I would like it to workout. I need a new vice!!
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Sep 9th, 2009, 04:46 PM	#34
Jeneen Member Joined: Feb 2009 Location: up in the gym workin on my fitness Posts: 2,761	was I the only one lost and confused through the entire episode? I did have a glass of wine in me, so maybe that's why. I'll have to watch it again.
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Sep 9th, 2009, 08:11 PM	#37
Tracy Gleek! Joined: Sep 2007 Location: shopping to stimulate the economy! Posts: 8,480	I can't believe they killed Sydney again! lol In the first episode no less.
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Sep 9th, 2009, 08:23 PM	#38
sab_angel I <3 BRITNEY!!! Joined: Dec 2008 Location: Montreal Posts: 1,815	i didnt watch it yet!
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Sep 9th, 2009, 09:38 PM	#39
PinkSuadeSoho I can't wait, Can U? Joined: Jul 2006 Location: British Properties,Beautiful By Nature! Spectacular by SIGHT! :) Posts: 5,155	Disappointed!
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Sep 9th, 2009, 11:33 PM	#42
H_addict H is for HOCKEY Joined: Jan 2006 Location: ICE RINK Posts: 18,963	I guess the pilot episodes are always like that - trying to fit as many characters and story lines into one hour as they possible can. I am really happy Michael is back!!!

Sep 9th, 2009, 11:35 PM	#43
H_addict H is for HOCKEY Joined: Jan 2006 Location: ICE RINK Posts: 18,963	caitlin, OMG!!! Thanks for posting Seinfeld transcript! I am laughing so hard right now!!!

Sep 10th, 2009, 01:08 AM	#44
TxGlam Shop. Spend. Repeat. Joined: May 2007 Location: Dallas Posts: 1,775	I don't love or hate the show just not loving the storyline. I did like Jonah the best but probably because he was on Greek before, hehe. Hopefully the show will improve or else I can see it being cancelled. I would have like to see a more mature cast than this one...
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Sep 10th, 2009, 05:06 AM	#45
Tangerine ThinksInCourierFont Joined: Jan 2007 Location: C'Era Una Volta Il West Posts: 2,450	This was so underwhelming. They did a pretty horrible job at setting up relationships, just as bad at character introductions. The characters they do have are for the most part douchey cliches, that or they don't have any respectable distinguishing characteristics. The flow was murky at best.. with the flashbacks, to the suggestions of mysterious elements.. yikes. Ashlee Simpson should stick to singing. She made the rest of the cast look like a roll call of Emmy nominees.... I won't be tuning in again, unless a few weeks down the line I start hearing that this show has really picked up.
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