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Santa Baby
Location: Toronto, Canada (Eh?)
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MEAN GIRLS (2004)
Sometimes female bonding is merely the calm before the storm. A really bitchy, catty, bleach-blonde storm of pink polo shirts and short skirts that'll ruin your reputation and steal your boyfriend. Proving that, hey, girls are funny too, Tina Fey wrote the screenplay for this high school flick that made all of us cringe, commiserate, laugh, adopt the word ''fugly'' into our vernacular, and rethink that snarky LiveJournal post about our arch nemesis.
BRING IT ON (2000)
Ignore the following three straight-to-DVD sequels, it's the original that deserves the win. Or, I guess, at least a second-place trophy. For all those boys and assorted haters who think that cheerleading isn't a sport, Kirsten Dunst and Gabrielle Union prove that this high school extracurricular is more than just pom-poms and pigtails. It's also handsprings, round offs, and catfights.
CLUELESS (1995)
Before the name paris hilton and the phrase ''that's hot'' were ever a part of our day-to-day vocabulary, it was all about Cher (Alicia Silverstone) and ''as if.'' The gaudy '90s excess and jumper/knee-high outfits may seem a little dated now, but the plight of a teenage girl with a heart of gold and a credit card of platinum is far from buggin'. And Paul Rudd? Especially as the self righteous ex-step brother-turned-love interest he won't go out of style in any decade.
THE PRINCESS DIARIES (2001)
Every girl can fall in love with the princess lifestyle and all of those billowing ball gowns, blinged-out tiaras, and dances that make prom look like a bore. That includes a frizzy-haired unpopular tomboy like Mia Thermopolis (Anne Hathaway) who proves she can drink tea (pinky up) with the rest of them. After some intensive princess training, tweezing, primping, and posture-perfecting, the once gawky Mia transforms into a swan for her grandmother, the Queen (Julie Andrews), in this fractured fairytale.
ADVENTURES IN BABYSITTING (1987)
Suburban babysitter Elisabeth Shue manages to find peril, action, and romance in the big, scary city, even with her young charges in tow the whole time. All well and good, but girls, please don't try this at home.
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And this above all: to thine ownself be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man.
Polonius, Hamlet Act I, sc iii
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