Reveal how much your car cost.
Clean your gun.
He doesn't have a gun (I think that's a good thing)
Polish high school trophies (which you still have displayed).
If he had trophies, I would prefer that they be polished since I'm allergic to dust mites.
Refer to your mother as your best friend.
Meh...dunno...
Rap.
That would just be funny
Check out our assistant/roommate/the baby-sitter.
That would be bad!
Question our footwear.
I don't wear any weird or high shoes...so this doesn't apply to us.
Blow-dry your hair.
What if he's in a rush? I don't care
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Tip less than 20 percent.
I only let him tip 15%...I think 20% is ridiculous
Celebrity impressions.
That could be cute...
Impressions of us.
He does this all the time, I think it's cute!
Forget to carry cash.
So? He just stops at the ATM if he needs to.
Flip it, flop it, swing it around, tug on it, adjust it, scratch it, or do anything that will remind us that it's just a goofy appendage and not a mystical source of pleasure and satisfaction.
Haha, I think it's cute and funny when he has to adjust things! He adjusted himself in his sleep once in the car, it was hilarious
Wii.
The Wii is fun! Plus, he's a gamer, so I'd never dream of depriving him of his video games!
Boot and rally.
What the heck does that mean?
Scream—at the dog, at the guy who just stole your parking spot, at Bill Belichick. Because, no matter how much Belichick deserves it (cheater!), when we hear you raise your voice, we have an idea of what we're in for.
He gets angry at other drivers sometimes, but I don't mind because he would never yell at me.
Talk about former exploits. Ever.
He has no former exploits. I'm his first girlfriend.
Use the words bitch, slut, tramp, or whore, unless referring to another man.
Don't care because I'm not a ridiculous inist. Plus, he would never call me any of those things.
Tell us you're going to kiss us. (Just get on with it!)
Don't care.
Marie Claire: Things a Man Should Never Do in the Company of a Woman
for real! Or 
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