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Awwgeez · Aug 9th, 2009, 12:53 AM

I looked back a few pages and didnt see anything like it. But I thought it would be fun to read everyones embarrassing moments when kids blurt out things about your lives in front of others, you wish they hadnt!

spoiled_brat · Aug 9th, 2009, 01:03 AM

Ok, I'll start: I was once doing some grocery shopping with my then 8 year-old niece and decided to discreetly pick up some condoms. She looks at me and says really loudly, "auntie, what are you picking those up for? FOR SEX???!!!" The entire store heard, turned around and stared at me. I grabbed her hand and just ran! It was so embarrassing

Chanel Belle · Aug 9th, 2009, 01:49 AM

I've heard this one:

A little boy was having dinner with his mother and her friend, Rachel. He pointed to Rachel and said 'You are not very pretty.'

His mother was horrified and reprimanded the kid. The kid burst into tears and wailed, 'But she really is NOT pretty!'

PrettyInPink · Aug 9th, 2009, 02:09 AM

My boyfriend's niece is an adorable 3 year old... who is just developing her vocabulary. I have a face full of freckles... and she wanted to know what the dots on my face were. When I told her "freckles" ... she pronounced it as.... "f*ckles."

And, she commented to her dad "She has 'f*ckles' on her face!"

AuthenticLux · Aug 9th, 2009, 02:29 AM

A good friend of mine has a 4 year old daughter that absoltely loves Thomas Train and all the characters. Well, one of the trains is named Percy. While they were shopping at ToysRUs, she decided she really wanted a Percy train. Her parents refused and the "I want!" tantrum began. Only problem was that she couldn't pronounce her "R's" very well so the whole store was treated to a 4 year old wailing what sounded like, " I want pu$$y! I want pu$$y! " For a good five minutes.

bisousx · Aug 9th, 2009, 06:39 AM

Originally Posted by Chanel Belle

I've heard this one:

A little boy was having dinner with his mother and her friend, Rachel. He pointed to Rachel and said 'You are not very pretty.'

His mother was horrified and reprimanded the kid. The kid burst into tears and wailed, 'But she really is NOT pretty!'

WHOA! Lol!!!

BagLadie · Aug 9th, 2009, 07:54 AM

These are cute - especially the train one.

My middle child is always saying things that crack me up - even at 9 yrs old. He's just hilarious in his own way. One day about 3 yrs ago I was in the bathroom with him helping him brush his teeth (or something along those lines) and we were both looking in the mirror. I grabbed his chin and said "ohhh look at this beautiful face!" He looked at himself, very seriously and methodically and said, "yeah, wow, God did a really good job on me."

mellecyn · Aug 9th, 2009, 08:22 AM

^^Those are SO cute and funny !!!!

When my sister was 4 years old and would go grocery shopping with me and my Mum, at the cashier when the person handed over the change to my mother she would say "well done Mum, you made some money !"

Green Zebra · Aug 9th, 2009, 10:39 AM

My sister had her neighbors over for dinner, including their 5 year old daughter. At the dinner table, apparently tiring of not being included in the adult conversation, she suddenly piped up and announced, "we just got a new toilet seat!"

Awwgeez · Aug 9th, 2009, 11:48 AM

I was waiting in line in the bathroom of a restaurant with my four year old son. There was a woman in front of us with short spikey hair, baggy bants and work boots. When she went into the stall my son said. "Mommy that man had to go potty"

KittyKat65 · Aug 9th, 2009, 07:13 PM

My son did a great one in Target when he was 3. At the top of his lungs he shouted very dramatically "I love my testicles!" I was mortified.

Tonight's classic was, "Mommy, I eat my boogers" Me: "That's nice and how do they taste?" Him: "like chicken"

nici luvs lv · Aug 9th, 2009, 07:23 PM

I thought it may be good to share some good laughs about our kids. My 3 year old DD went to toilet for a call of nature, she's potty trained now, she goes for No. 2 and I said,wow, big poo,poo! And she said- No, it's dinosaur egg!!!

FrankieP · Aug 9th, 2009, 07:27 PM

Awesome idea for a thread, these are fantastic, keep 'em coming!!

devoted7 · Aug 9th, 2009, 07:44 PM

my 3 y/o little nephew is half white and Vietnamese. When he's around our family, we speak strictly Vietnamese to him. We don't speak English at all, unless we're out in public and someone is speaking English to us/him. One time we were at the mall and he saw a naked mani! All he said was "boobies...BOOBIES! I SEE BOOBIES" he kept on saying it over and over. It was kind of embarrassing because all the ladies were looking over at us like we were immature and teaching my little nephew nasty things. hahaha.

FrankieP · Aug 10th, 2009, 03:23 AM

Hahahhaa I'd have been teaching him the Viet word for "boobies" real quick.. then at least he could happily carry on with most people around you oblivious to what he meant!

Aug 9th, 2009, 12:53 AM	#1
Awwgeez OP Gone Vegan Joined: Mar 2008 Posts: 5,211	Kids say the darndest things.. I looked back a few pages and didnt see anything like it. But I thought it would be fun to read everyones embarrassing moments when kids blurt out things about your lives in front of others, you wish they hadnt!
Awwgeez OP Gone Vegan Joined: Mar 2008 Posts: 5,211

Aug 9th, 2009, 01:49 AM	#3
Chanel Belle Member Joined: Nov 2008 Posts: 230	I've heard this one: A little boy was having dinner with his mother and her friend, Rachel. He pointed to Rachel and said 'You are not very pretty.' His mother was horrified and reprimanded the kid. The kid burst into tears and wailed, 'But she really is NOT pretty!'
Chanel Belle Member Joined: Nov 2008 Posts: 230

Aug 9th, 2009, 02:09 AM	#4
PrettyInPink <3 Joined: Jun 2006 Location: Hockey Town! Posts: 1,445	My boyfriend's niece is an adorable 3 year old... who is just developing her vocabulary. I have a face full of freckles... and she wanted to know what the dots on my face were. When I told her "freckles" ... she pronounced it as.... "fckles." And, she commented to her dad "She has 'fckles' on her face!"
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Aug 9th, 2009, 02:29 AM	#5
AuthenticLux B is for Barenia Joined: Feb 2007 Location: San Francisco Posts: 2,307	A good friend of mine has a 4 year old daughter that absoltely loves Thomas Train and all the characters. Well, one of the trains is named Percy. While they were shopping at ToysRUs, she decided she really wanted a Percy train. Her parents refused and the "I want!" tantrum began. Only problem was that she couldn't pronounce her "R's" very well so the whole store was treated to a 4 year old wailing what sounded like, " I want pu$$y! I want pu$$y! " For a good five minutes.
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Aug 9th, 2009, 07:54 AM	#7
BagLadie Got a handle on it Joined: Nov 2006 Location: Red Sox Nation Posts: 7,002	These are cute - especially the train one. My middle child is always saying things that crack me up - even at 9 yrs old. He's just hilarious in his own way. One day about 3 yrs ago I was in the bathroom with him helping him brush his teeth (or something along those lines) and we were both looking in the mirror. I grabbed his chin and said "ohhh look at this beautiful face!" He looked at himself, very seriously and methodically and said, "yeah, wow, God did a really good job on me."
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Aug 9th, 2009, 01:03 AM	#2
spoiled_brat not spoiled enough Joined: Oct 2007 Location: Canada Posts: 2,183	Ok, I'll start: I was once doing some grocery shopping with my then 8 year-old niece and decided to discreetly pick up some condoms. She looks at me and says really loudly, "auntie, what are you picking those up for? FOR SEX???!!!" The entire store heard, turned around and stared at me. I grabbed her hand and just ran! It was so embarrassing

Aug 9th, 2009, 08:22 AM	#8
mellecyn Just a minute ! Joined: Feb 2006 Location: In a bag Posts: 3,110	^^Those are SO cute and funny !!!! When my sister was 4 years old and would go grocery shopping with me and my Mum, at the cashier when the person handed over the change to my mother she would say "well done Mum, you made some money !"
	__________________ "Never regret. If it's good, it's wonderful. If it's bad, it's experience" Victoria Holt

Aug 9th, 2009, 10:39 AM	#9
Green Zebra funemployed for now Joined: Oct 2008 Location: Second City Posts: 929	My sister had her neighbors over for dinner, including their 5 year old daughter. At the dinner table, apparently tiring of not being included in the adult conversation, she suddenly piped up and announced, "we just got a new toilet seat!"

Aug 9th, 2009, 11:48 AM	#10
Awwgeez OP Gone Vegan Joined: Mar 2008 Posts: 5,211	I was waiting in line in the bathroom of a restaurant with my four year old son. There was a woman in front of us with short spikey hair, baggy bants and work boots. When she went into the stall my son said. "Mommy that man had to go potty"
Awwgeez OP Gone Vegan Joined: Mar 2008 Posts: 5,211

Aug 9th, 2009, 07:13 PM	#11
KittyKat65 Aussie Gal In U.S.A. Joined: Feb 2007 Location: Central Texas Posts: 2,419	My son did a great one in Target when he was 3. At the top of his lungs he shouted very dramatically "I love my testicles!" I was mortified. Tonight's classic was, "Mommy, I eat my boogers" Me: "That's nice and how do they taste?" Him: "like chicken"
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Aug 9th, 2009, 07:23 PM	#12
nici luvs lv Member Joined: Jul 2009 Location: From the Land Down Under Posts: 504	I thought it may be good to share some good laughs about our kids. My 3 year old DD went to toilet for a call of nature, she's potty trained now, she goes for No. 2 and I said,wow, big poo,poo! And she said- No, it's dinosaur egg!!!
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Aug 9th, 2009, 07:27 PM	#13
FrankieP Thundergals are GO!! Joined: Jun 2006 Location: 101, avenue des Champs-Elysées Posts: 8,392	Awesome idea for a thread, these are fantastic, keep 'em coming!!
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Aug 9th, 2009, 07:44 PM	#14
devoted7 ♥♥♥ Joined: Jan 2006 Posts: 6,310	my 3 y/o little nephew is half white and Vietnamese. When he's around our family, we speak strictly Vietnamese to him. We don't speak English at all, unless we're out in public and someone is speaking English to us/him. One time we were at the mall and he saw a naked mani! All he said was "boobies...BOOBIES! I SEE BOOBIES" he kept on saying it over and over. It was kind of embarrassing because all the ladies were looking over at us like we were immature and teaching my little nephew nasty things. hahaha.
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Aug 10th, 2009, 03:23 AM	#15
FrankieP Thundergals are GO!! Joined: Jun 2006 Location: 101, avenue des Champs-Elysées Posts: 8,392	Hahahhaa I'd have been teaching him the Viet word for "boobies" real quick.. then at least he could happily carry on with most people around you oblivious to what he meant!
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