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InstantKarma · Aug 20th, 2009, 08:44 PM

Originally Posted by vhdos

Okay, I had to add another one. I was telling my 4 year-old son about his unborn cousin that will be arriving in November. I said that his Aunt Erin had a baby girl in her tummy. He looked confused and said, "but tummy's don't open, so how does the baby come out?" I didn't think I'd be having these kinds of conversations this early in the game!

C section?

jenna_foo · Aug 21st, 2009, 09:10 AM

Two that I can remember right off the top of my head:

My daughter was about 5 and we were in the dressing room of a department store, she decided it must have been the perfect time to fart REALLY loud. She was really embarrassed, because she followed it up with an even louder "MOM!!!". But all anyone else in the fitting room thought was that Mom had farted. I was so embarrassed.

And while I was breastfeeding my son, my daughter announced to a neighbor "When Sam gets hungry, mom feeds him her boob". All I could do was smile.

vhdos · Aug 21st, 2009, 01:10 PM

Originally Posted by InstantKarma

C section?

Um, yeah, but I don't think telling my 4 year-old son that the doctor cuts your belly open would go over very well...

devoted7 · Aug 29th, 2009, 09:21 PM

OMG...so everyone knows the "bom chicka wah wah". Sometimes we say that around the house and my 3 y/o nephew tries to say it too. Although he doesn't say it correctly. Well since he can't say it correctly, he says "brown chicken brown cow" and he friggin said that while we were at the grocery store. There was a couple in the store that gave us the dirtiest look. hahaha..

caitlin1214 · Aug 31st, 2009, 12:56 AM

Originally Posted by devoted7

OMG...so everyone knows the "bom chicka wah wah". Sometimes we say that around the house and my 3 y/o nephew tries to say it too. Although he doesn't say it correctly. Well since he can't say it correctly, he says "brown chicken brown cow" and he friggin said that while we were at the grocery store. There was a couple in the store that gave us the dirtiest look. hahaha..

That reminds me of a joke my brother told me:

What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow?

Brown chicken brown cow!

When he told me that I could not stop laughing.

babes_elise · Sep 6th, 2009, 03:54 PM

finally i can add.

yesterday was my baby shower. my friend who hosted it has 2 girls age 6 and 4 and during the opening of gifts they were excited to help me open it. i grabbed this one gift and their mom said, that gift is from jc and kt. Jc replied, no i did not see that! everyone was laughing and then i said at one point, oh my gosh and kt picked it up right away, she said oh my gosh its a baby book!

ShopGirl647 · Sep 9th, 2009, 02:09 AM

Just today, my 3 yrs old blurted out "Everything will be ok" in the car on my way home after picking him up from daycare. And I was like huh? It wasn't like I was having problems or anything. It just came out of nowhere. I think he picked it up from daycare.

stellamaried · Sep 9th, 2009, 09:08 AM

Originally Posted by Elara

My 4 year old has been coming up with some good ones. She walked up to her little "boyfriend" at preschool a few months ago and announced "Garrett, if you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it!" My husband and her teachers about died laughing.

This is my favorite!

Awwgeez · Sep 25th, 2009, 10:56 PM

Originally Posted by devoted7

omg...so everyone knows the "bom chicka wah wah". Sometimes we say that around the house and my 3 y/o nephew tries to say it too. Although he doesn't say it correctly. Well since he can't say it correctly, he says "brown chicken brown cow" and he friggin said that while we were at the grocery store. There was a couple in the store that gave us the dirtiest look. Hahaha..

lol!

vhdos · Sep 26th, 2009, 01:18 PM

We were driving in the car today and my daughter pointed out the window and shouted, "look mom! a deer!"
I asked her where and she said that it was "sleeping" by the side of the road.
Um, yeah, the deer was dead, but we didn't tell her that.

babieejae1101 · Sep 26th, 2009, 11:31 PM

My mom works with emotionally disabled individuals and the other day, they had a firedrill. The kid (he's 7) said holy s**** it's a f****** fire drill. Help me!

marinachkaa · Sep 27th, 2009, 12:03 AM

im loving this thread!! everyone keep the stories coming! well my dd is 11m so shes a little to young for very funny stories. but i know my dh's older brother when he was about 6-7 their parents had dinner with friends at home and his brother goes "so boris, do you know what mommy and daddy do when its dark, they kiss alot! loll..

flashy.stems · Sep 30th, 2009, 01:05 AM

i work at a school. one day at lunch a little boy threw away part of his lunch.. another kid looked at him and said GOD IS GOING TO KILL YOU FOR YOUR SINS!!!!!!!

flashy.stems · Sep 30th, 2009, 01:06 AM

ps they're 5

SaraDK · Oct 1st, 2009, 06:13 PM

I was at work today (a shoo store), I helped a little boy (4-5) and his father find some winter boots for the boy. When we were almost done the boy said: Daddy daddy, you and me have a penis, right? I just laught, and the father was quite silent, and said: Yes thats right, but you do not have to tell everyone..

Aug 21st, 2009, 09:10 AM	#47
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vhdos Member Joined: May 2007 Location: NC Posts: 3,137	We were driving in the car today and my daughter pointed out the window and shouted, "look mom! a deer!" I asked her where and she said that it was "sleeping" by the side of the road. Um, yeah, the deer was dead, but we didn't tell her that.
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Sep 26th, 2009, 11:31 PM	#56
babieejae1101 Banned from shopping Joined: Nov 2006 Location: The middle of the desert, AZ Posts: 1,012	My mom works with emotionally disabled individuals and the other day, they had a firedrill. The kid (he's 7) said holy s** it's a f**** fire drill. Help me!

Sep 27th, 2009, 12:03 AM	#57
marinachkaa Member Joined: Nov 2008 Location: NYC Posts: 203	im loving this thread!! everyone keep the stories coming! well my dd is 11m so shes a little to young for very funny stories. but i know my dh's older brother when he was about 6-7 their parents had dinner with friends at home and his brother goes "so boris, do you know what mommy and daddy do when its dark, they kiss alot! loll..

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SaraDK Addicted! Joined: Aug 2007 Location: Denmark Posts: 1,775	I was at work today (a shoo store), I helped a little boy (4-5) and his father find some winter boots for the boy. When we were almost done the boy said: Daddy daddy, you and me have a penis, right? I just laught, and the father was quite silent, and said: Yes thats right, but you do not have to tell everyone..
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