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Elara · Aug 13th, 2009, 01:53 PM

My 4 year old has been coming up with some good ones. She walked up to her little "boyfriend" at preschool a few months ago and announced "Garrett, if you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it!" My husband and her teachers about died laughing.

Right after we told her she was going to be a big sister, she somehow figured out exactly HOW babies make their appearance- and as we were walking out of school one day announced to her friend's mom that "Mommy has a baby in her belly and it's going to come out her vagina!" Even better, the husband stopped me in the hall the next day cracking up because his wife told him about it. I wanted to crawl under a rock.

And then, Monday morning, she was playing in our bathroom as we got dressed for work, and she thought it would be funny to "tickle" us with a maraca she was playing with. Being the good mom and dad, we played along with her. When she got to school, she told everyone she was tickling her dad in the tummy with her maracas. Which, if you think about it, sounds just a TAD weird....

Awwgeez · Aug 13th, 2009, 10:22 PM

Originally Posted by Elara

My 4 year old has been coming up with some good ones. She walked up to her little "boyfriend" at preschool a few months ago and announced "Garrett, if you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it!" My husband and her teachers about died laughing.

Right after we told her she was going to be a big sister, she somehow figured out exactly HOW babies make their appearance- and as we were walking out of school one day announced to her friend's mom that "Mommy has a baby in her belly and it's going to come out her vagina!" Even better, the husband stopped me in the hall the next day cracking up because his wife told him about it. I wanted to crawl under a rock.

And then, Monday morning, she was playing in our bathroom as we got dressed for work, and she thought it would be funny to "tickle" us with a maraca she was playing with. Being the good mom and dad, we played along with her. When she got to school, she told everyone she was tickling her dad in the tummy with her maracas. Which, if you think about it, sounds just a TAD weird....

ilovepinkhearts · Aug 13th, 2009, 11:31 PM

i have mentioned before the on-going battle that i am having with my 4 yr old and keeping his cups/sippies at the dinning room table or in the kitchen. he is getting better but a few wks ago i walked into their room and there were 3 cups on the floor...i asked him why they were in the room he responds with "i thought this was the kitchen..."

the boys were playing with daddy on the floor...the youngest hit him in the belly and then says "daddy, your tummy is squishy" so now he calls his belly his "squish" [dh that is]

i have plenty more...i just can't think right now

KarraAnn · Aug 18th, 2009, 11:40 PM

Ha I just remembered one day I think when I was in kindergarden I came home and told my mom "Nicole called Josh an a$$ hole"
mom said-"Karra you can't say that word"
I replied-"I didn't say a$$ hole mommy Nicole said a$$ hole!"
mom-"Karra you just said it again hunny"
Me (starting to cry now)-"But I didn't say a$$ hole mommy!!"

I guess mom was just like 'Ok Karra'

Lemon06 · Aug 19th, 2009, 12:28 AM

"Baby brother is hungry! He needs you boobies!" from my little tot. Thank you for the moderation!

Charlie · Aug 19th, 2009, 01:53 AM

I am cracking up reading these stories.

I remember when DD was like 7 my mom told her she was skinny. She replied with "because I don't eat carbs at night".

Originally Posted by angfento

This last time we were home, I had just recently told everyone that my DH & I were expecting and my nephew added into the prayer that he "hopes the food tastes good to his cousin, who is still in my belly!"

Aweee, this is the cutest thing ever.

caitlin1214 · Aug 19th, 2009, 02:00 AM

My cousin's son (who's about four or five) is not allowed to watch The Simpsons. At some point, she realized he must be secretly watching it when she was driving him home from school and he called her Mrs. Crabapple. My cousin's name is nowhere near Mrs. Crabapple. And neither was his teacher's.

I met him when my dad and I were in England. One of the first things he said to me was, "You talk funny."

At some point during the evening, he and I got into a little back and forth of: "You're a monkey." "No, you're a monkey." "No, YOU'RE a monkey."

caitlin1214 · Aug 19th, 2009, 02:05 AM

Another thing: When it came time for her to ask everyone what we wanted to drink, he said over and over again: "Orange juice with no bits in it!"

(By 'bits' he meant pulp.)

Attagirl · Aug 19th, 2009, 11:33 AM

^^Oh, how cute.

My three year old daughter was spending the night at my MIL's house last week. While she was changing her clothes her nose started to run so she asked for a tissue. When she finished with the tissue she turned around, shoved the tissue in her butt crack and said, "Look Grandma, I'm a bunny."

TokidokiPeanut · Aug 19th, 2009, 02:55 PM

Originally Posted by Attagirl

^^Oh, how cute.

My three year old daughter was spending the night at my MIL's house last week. While she was changing her clothes her nose started to run so she asked for a tissue. When she finished with the tissue she turned around, shoved the tissue in her butt crack and said, "Look Grandma, I'm a bunny."

that's too cute!!

vhdos · Aug 19th, 2009, 05:25 PM

We had two weekends, back-to-back, of formal parties. I wore a fancy yellow dress the first weekend. The following weekend I came out in a fancy pink dress and my son looked at me and said, "mommy, is the yellow dress broken?"
His brain couldn't figure out why I couldn't wear he same dress twice.

My son (age 4) and daughter (age 5) had a preschool graduation ceremony where they sang songs for the parents. They sang "Down by the Bay" and the teachers asked for the children to volunteer the rhyming parts of the song. They called on my daughter and she offered up, "have you ever seen a deer, drinking a beer"...Down by the bay. Everyone broke into laughter and was probably wondering about the amount of beer consumption in our household.

Oh, and my son calls english muffins "circle toast"

InstantKarma · Aug 19th, 2009, 05:43 PM

Originally Posted by vhdos

We had two weekends, back-to-back, of formal parties. I wore a fancy yellow dress the first weekend. The following weekend I came out in a fancy pink dress and my son looked at me and said, "mommy, is the yellow dress broken?"
His brain couldn't figure out why I couldn't wear he same dress twice.

My son (age 4) and daughter (age 5) had a preschool graduation ceremony where they sang songs for the parents. They sang "Down by the Bay" and the teachers asked for the children to volunteer the rhyming parts of the song. They called on my daughter and she offered up, "have you ever seen a deer, drinking a beer"...Down by the bay. Everyone broke into laughter and was probably wondering about the amount of beer consumption in our household.

Oh, and my son calls english muffins "circle toast"

vhdos · Aug 19th, 2009, 08:25 PM

Okay, I had to add another one. I was telling my 4 year-old son about his unborn cousin that will be arriving in November. I said that his Aunt Erin had a baby girl in her tummy. He looked confused and said, "but tummy's don't open, so how does the baby come out?" I didn't think I'd be having these kinds of conversations this early in the game!

graceful · Aug 20th, 2009, 02:41 PM

Originally Posted by AuthenticLux

A good friend of mine has a 4 year old daughter that absoltely loves Thomas Train and all the characters. Well, one of the trains is named Percy. While they were shopping at ToysRUs, she decided she really wanted a Percy train. Her parents refused and the "I want!" tantrum began. Only problem was that she couldn't pronounce her "R's" very well so the whole store was treated to a 4 year old wailing what sounded like, " I want pu$$y! I want pu$$y! " For a good five minutes.

This is so funny. I have a friend's 3 yr old son who also pronounces Percy that way! LOL.

My friend's 3 yr old daughter told her dad the other day: Daddy, you are killing me like a bee.

How did she come up w/that? Adorable.

LOREBUNDE · Aug 20th, 2009, 02:57 PM

My daughter is now 12 but comes up with some stuff that cracks me up too. She's getting in music and her new fav band is Greenday. One day they were being interviewed on tv and the lead singer sounded gay to me. It just came out, I asked her "is he gay"? No, she says, he's bi. maybe not funny to others but it just surprised me. I know times have changed but it was not what I was expecting. I guess kids know a lot more than we think they do these day. God I sound old!

Aug 13th, 2009, 01:53 PM	#31
Elara Member Joined: Aug 2007 Location: Richmond, VA Posts: 1,353	My 4 year old has been coming up with some good ones. She walked up to her little "boyfriend" at preschool a few months ago and announced "Garrett, if you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it!" My husband and her teachers about died laughing. Right after we told her she was going to be a big sister, she somehow figured out exactly HOW babies make their appearance- and as we were walking out of school one day announced to her friend's mom that "Mommy has a baby in her belly and it's going to come out her vagina!" Even better, the husband stopped me in the hall the next day cracking up because his wife told him about it. I wanted to crawl under a rock. And then, Monday morning, she was playing in our bathroom as we got dressed for work, and she thought it would be funny to "tickle" us with a maraca she was playing with. Being the good mom and dad, we played along with her. When she got to school, she told everyone she was tickling her dad in the tummy with her maracas. Which, if you think about it, sounds just a TAD weird....
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Aug 13th, 2009, 11:31 PM	#33
ilovepinkhearts team edward. always. Joined: Dec 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 4,395	i have mentioned before the on-going battle that i am having with my 4 yr old and keeping his cups/sippies at the dinning room table or in the kitchen. he is getting better but a few wks ago i walked into their room and there were 3 cups on the floor...i asked him why they were in the room he responds with "i thought this was the kitchen..." the boys were playing with daddy on the floor...the youngest hit him in the belly and then says "daddy, your tummy is squishy" so now he calls his belly his "squish" [dh that is] i have plenty more...i just can't think right now
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Aug 18th, 2009, 11:40 PM	#34
KarraAnn Member Joined: Feb 2009 Posts: 323	Ha I just remembered one day I think when I was in kindergarden I came home and told my mom "Nicole called Josh an a$$ hole" mom said-"Karra you can't say that word" I replied-"I didn't say a$$ hole mommy Nicole said a$$ hole!" mom-"Karra you just said it again hunny" Me (starting to cry now)-"But I didn't say a$$ hole mommy!!" I guess mom was just like 'Ok Karra'
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Aug 19th, 2009, 02:00 AM	#37
caitlin1214 You just got slapped Joined: Jul 2006 Location: Toronto, Canada (Eh?) Posts: 22,439	My cousin's son (who's about four or five) is not allowed to watch The Simpsons. At some point, she realized he must be secretly watching it when she was driving him home from school and he called her Mrs. Crabapple. My cousin's name is nowhere near Mrs. Crabapple. And neither was his teacher's. I met him when my dad and I were in England. One of the first things he said to me was, "You talk funny." At some point during the evening, he and I got into a little back and forth of: "You're a monkey." "No, you're a monkey." "No, YOU'RE a monkey."
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Aug 19th, 2009, 02:05 AM	#38
caitlin1214 You just got slapped Joined: Jul 2006 Location: Toronto, Canada (Eh?) Posts: 22,439	Another thing: When it came time for her to ask everyone what we wanted to drink, he said over and over again: "Orange juice with no bits in it!" (By 'bits' he meant pulp.)
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Aug 19th, 2009, 12:28 AM	#35
Lemon06 LV2FLY Joined: Jul 2009 Location: Bloomington, MN Posts: 148	"Baby brother is hungry! He needs you boobies!" from my little tot. Thank you for the moderation!

Aug 19th, 2009, 11:33 AM	#39
Attagirl Member Joined: Apr 2008 Posts: 618	^^Oh, how cute. My three year old daughter was spending the night at my MIL's house last week. While she was changing her clothes her nose started to run so she asked for a tissue. When she finished with the tissue she turned around, shoved the tissue in her butt crack and said, "Look Grandma, I'm a bunny."
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Aug 19th, 2009, 05:25 PM	#41
vhdos Member Joined: May 2007 Location: NC Posts: 3,142	We had two weekends, back-to-back, of formal parties. I wore a fancy yellow dress the first weekend. The following weekend I came out in a fancy pink dress and my son looked at me and said, "mommy, is the yellow dress broken?" His brain couldn't figure out why I couldn't wear he same dress twice. My son (age 4) and daughter (age 5) had a preschool graduation ceremony where they sang songs for the parents. They sang "Down by the Bay" and the teachers asked for the children to volunteer the rhyming parts of the song. They called on my daughter and she offered up, "have you ever seen a deer, drinking a beer"...Down by the bay. Everyone broke into laughter and was probably wondering about the amount of beer consumption in our household. Oh, and my son calls english muffins "circle toast"
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Aug 19th, 2009, 08:25 PM	#43
vhdos Member Joined: May 2007 Location: NC Posts: 3,142	Okay, I had to add another one. I was telling my 4 year-old son about his unborn cousin that will be arriving in November. I said that his Aunt Erin had a baby girl in her tummy. He looked confused and said, "but tummy's don't open, so how does the baby come out?" I didn't think I'd be having these kinds of conversations this early in the game!
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Aug 20th, 2009, 02:57 PM	#45
LOREBUNDE Member Joined: Nov 2006 Location: Rhode Island Posts: 5,090	My daughter is now 12 but comes up with some stuff that cracks me up too. She's getting in music and her new fav band is Greenday. One day they were being interviewed on tv and the lead singer sounded gay to me. It just came out, I asked her "is he gay"? No, she says, he's bi. maybe not funny to others but it just surprised me. I know times have changed but it was not what I was expecting. I guess kids know a lot more than we think they do these day. God I sound old!

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