Kids say the darndest things..

[jenniletv]

This thread is hilarious!!

[angfento]

My little 7 yr old nephew always says prayer for us when we eat meals together as a family, and he always asks God to make the food taste good to his belly, among a ton of other very sincere and cute things! We always tell him how thoughtful his prayers are and that for sure God is listening when he prays! This last time we were home, I had just recently told everyone that my DH & I were expecting and my nephew added into the prayer that he "hopes the food tastes good to his cousin, who is still in my belly!"

[~Fabulousity~]

Originally Posted by Green Zebra

My sister had her neighbors over for dinner, including their 5 year old daughter. At the dinner table, apparently tiring of not being included in the adult conversation, she suddenly piped up and announced, "we just got a new toilet seat!"

[~Fabulousity~]

I'm sure I have tons! My 5 yr old DD always embarasses me. Let me think...

[ellacoach]

well today my usually very sweet 4 1/2 yr old son told me that no one wanted to look at my big lumpy butt.

[bohohobo]

I think there was a similar thread sometime back with quite funny stories. Abby (Abi?) -something's grand daughter was hilarious... let me try locate it..

[Baby Boo]

this is soooo cute :)

[~Fabulousity~]

Originally Posted by ellacoach

well today my usually very sweet 4 1/2 yr old son told me that no one wanted to look at my big lumpy butt.

Sounds like my daughter who will grab my pooch stomach (that I got from carrying her) and squeeze it and tell me how fat it is.

[~Fabulousity~]

Oh here's one a couple weeks ago my older daughter (13) and I were talking about hair styles and what she should do with hers. The little one jumped in the conversation and asked if she could get hair extentions I was so confused I had no idea she even knew what that was

[~Fabulousity~]

Sometimes when I tell my 5 yr old to stop running or she will fall and bust her head she will look at me and say "I like to bust my head" that child drives me at times

[Awwgeez]

One time we were taking a walk around the block with are then 6 yr old daughter. We happened to stop and talk to a neighbor. My Dh and Him were discussing how hot it was at night, and My DD said " My dad sleeps naked at night, and I saw his butt" OH MY GOSH Was my husband embarrased.

[bagaholic85]

me holding my girlfriends new baby, and her 4yo niece walks in...

4yo: mom, i think i want a baby brother.

mom: it doesnt work that way sweetheart

me: yea, you dont want a brother anyway, boys are dirty!

4yo: well then i will wash him.


now wat do you say to that?

[KarraAnn]

A little boy I babysit for jumped on his dads lap one day after dad got a vasectomy. The dad told the boy that he couldn't do that for a while because daddy's balls hurt. So the little boy went up to his mom and was like 'I sick mommy, I sick' and she asked him what was wrong and he rubbed his tummy and said 'my balls hurt.'

[dell]

DD isn't quite old enough for this yet, but my friends little boys...

They do this kind of stuff all the time!

The oldest boy likes to clean (weird I know). They went to another friends house, and he looked around and said "Um... you need to clean this place! It's really dirty! Mom, this place is DIRTY!"

[Awwgeez]

^^ OH man!