To reiterate the title of this thread, I used to love love
love AMEX. I was like one of those customers you read about in marketing books; I'd go around and badger all my friends and acquiantances to get AMEX cards, raving about the fabulous customer service and how polite/helpful/understanding they always were. People even used to comment that AMEX should be paying me commissions or something for all the referrals I gave them
Now, I'm singing a completely different tune! Don't get me wrong, the cardmember customer service department is still *amazing* and should be commended.
But the other departments somehow are staffed with the most UNBELIEVABLY RUDE, UNHELPFUL, PATRONIZING individuals EVER.
Let me recount the saga:
On
Friday, May 9, 2008 I called customer service after noticing a large, angry red notice when I signed in to my online account, to the effect that my charging privileges had been suspended, and to contact customer service ASAP

I called customer service, and the woman very kindly explained to me that the company was conducting a routine financial review of my account, and wanted to verify my income. To do so, I would need to fill out and fax a form authorizing them to request a copy of my
latest tax return from the IRS. After the form was received via fax, she said it should take about 3-5 days to do the verification, during which time my card would not accept any new charges.
No problem, I thought. I've been using my card more frequently these days thanks to (a) my promotion & related signing bonus and (b) my newfound louboutin obsession!

I filled out the form and faxed it back on Sunday, May 11. Because it was a weekend, I assumed they would receive the form on
Monday, May 12.
Patiently I waited for them to call and let me know that my income had been verified and my card turned back on. On
Monday, May 19, I got a voicemail from a Mr. Greenberg, who said he was in charge of my financial review. He let me know that he would be available until 7:30pm and asked me to call him. I called him for the first time around 6pm and got his voicemail. Waited an hour . . . no response, so at 7:00pm I called again. Still voicemail. By now I was getting a little annoyed, as this man's ONLY JOB is to conduct financial reviews, and I wanted to know whether I could use my card again!! Finally at 7:20, I called the financial review line and spoke to a representative and explained the situation. The person I spoke with told me to hold on and that he would try to track down Mr. Greenberg. Instead he just transfered me to the voicemail again
Annoyed now.
Hung up, called back and got a different rep. She was more friendly, but she basically told me that
only the 1 financial review manager on each account knows anything about the status, even though they work 8 hour days 5 days a week at varying shifts.
Getting pretty irritated.
The next day,
Tuesday, May 20, Mr. Greenberg finally called back. *however* he was only calling to tell me that, while they had received my authorization form, I needed to provide authorization for last year as well as the prior year since "the IRS isn't done processing all the 2007 returns yet."

So it took them all that time just to tell me they hadn't even requested the documentation yet?!?!?
*REALLY* irked at this point
Faxed the authorization *again* on
Wednesday, May 21, in the early morning. Mr. Greenberg lengthened the timeframe and told me it should be done within 5-7 business days. Once again, this little piggy waited very patiently for 7 business days to pass, still with no functional AMEX card.
By
Monday, June 2, I still hadn't heard from them. Decided to give them the benefit of the doubt and give them a couple of extra days. Still radio silent by
Wednesday, June 4 so i called again. When I reached Mr. Greenberg, he informed me that the account had actually been transfered to a Mr. Jones. Called Mr. Jones and left a voicemail. Nobody else was able to give me a status update other than to say that they could see my account was still under review. No response from Mr. Jones that day.
LIVID.
Thursday, June 5: Finally hear back from Mr. Jones, who informs me that, upon receiving my voicemail, he noticed that the IRS form should have been received. After much digging, he has discovered that the return had been mis-filed under my SS # rather than my account number, "which is why I had no idea it had arrived!" SERIOUSLY?!? oi. However, I wasn't too angry as he also told me that having finally located the form, my income was verified, everything was fine and I could go on my merry spending way.
*Total time promised to verify income:
3-5 business days
*Total time actually elapsed:
19 business days
*Time required to completely destroy the brand loyalty built by 5 years fantastic, top-notch customer service:
19 business days
I'm switching to Visa.