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Aug 19, 2009, 10:04am   #46
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And come on...those knee high Hermes Boots although they are riding boots...once you put turn locks , extra straps and chains on them...yup>>>the whole equestrian thing is out the window or should I say, "must submit" to S&M again... LOL!

And please, the crocodile jackets? That's gotta be something some designer thought up when doing Rx and listening to some old Kiss records or something...LOL!
Yeah baby I wanna be your reptile!!! LOL!

Ok,the Croc jackets are cool but they are also kind of Gene Simons..and sort of sci-fi..am I right?? Or Crocodile Dundee does metro-sexual ? No?
Doc, you are making me laugh soooo much! This is hilarious and oh so true! The whole thread is hilarious!
Aug 19, 2009, 10:12am   #47
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OMG I seriously thought those WERE for dogs. I wondered why they were by the jewellery section . Thank goodness I didn't ask abut them.
Thank goodness. It must be JPG's idea. I wonder what he was influenced by.
Aug 19, 2009, 10:38am   #48
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I just think that black box is so darn sexy...
Aug 19, 2009, 12:16pm   #49
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Originally Posted by docride View Post
And come on...those knee high Hermes Boots although they are riding boots...once you put turn locks , extra straps and chains on them...yup>>>the whole equestrian thing is out the window or should I say, "must submit" to S&M again... LOL!

And please, the crocodile jackets? That's gotta be something some designer thought up when doing Rx and listening to some old Kiss records or something...LOL!
Yeah baby I wanna be your reptile!!! LOL!

Ok,the Croc jackets are cool but they are also kind of Gene Simons..and sort of sci-fi..am I right?? Or Crocodile Dundee does metro-sexual ? No?


I have another confession, I have a croc jacket (it was a gift) and.. it's PURPLE... no PLLLEEESSSE... yes, I'm afraid it is

and... it does look a bit too KISS. Well Kiss/Tudor knight

I'd like to apoligise at this point to anyone with any taste
Aug 19, 2009, 12:37pm   #50
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Originally Posted by papertiger View Post


I have another confession, I have a croc jacket (it was a gift) and.. it's PURPLE... no PLLLEEESSSE... yes, I'm afraid it is

and... it does look a bit too KISS. Well Kiss/Tudor knight

I'd like to apoligise at this point to anyone with any taste
Whoa! Confessions!
It's still a great piece of art...maybe you can frame and display it? Maybe you can coax Kiss or Tudor Knight...to come over and display their matching ?
Aug 19, 2009, 1:25pm   #51
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Great thread, Doc. I read the title and...that orange paper fan on a leather cord came to mind....LOL.
Aug 19, 2009, 1:40pm   #52
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Originally Posted by papertiger View Post


I have another confession, I have a croc jacket (it was a gift) and.. it's PURPLE... no PLLLEEESSSE... yes, I'm afraid it is

and... it does look a bit too KISS. Well Kiss/Tudor knight

I'd like to apoligise at this point to anyone with any taste
We NEED to see modelling pics!!
Aug 19, 2009, 2:13pm   #53
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I had a moment in FSH with a naughty SA when I tried on the all silver CDC. It was gorgeous, and when I finished admiring it I asked him to take it off. He asked if "I really wanted it off" with a naughty glint in his eye and said I would have to beg him to "undo" me....

He was kidding of course but I went bright pink!

The all silver one is a nightmare to undo. Or at least I was all fingers and thumbs
Aug 19, 2009, 2:35pm   #54
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Originally Posted by Poshhoney View Post
I had a moment in FSH with a naughty SA when I tried on the all silver CDC. It was gorgeous, and when I finished admiring it I asked him to take it off. He asked if "I really wanted it off" with a naughty glint in his eye and said I would have to beg him to "undo" me....

He was kidding of course but I went bright pink!

The all silver one is a nightmare to undo. Or at least I was all fingers and thumbs
Um... I see
Aug 19, 2009, 2:42pm   #55
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^^ haha it was fine as he had been tormenting me for ages putting more and more elaborate and pricey jewellery on me so I was bantering back and forth with him as I kept changing my mind! He wasn't being overly rude and knew he could kid with me which I think was the key.

And no he wasn't cute! He just had that great French "way"....
Aug 19, 2009, 2:50pm   #56
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Originally Posted by Poshhoney View Post
The all silver one is a nightmare to undo. Or at least I was all fingers and thumbs
That would be me too, Posh, and I'd have to travel with a silver polishing cloth to remove all the finger prints I put on it while putting it on!

I'm definitely not graceful enough for the sterling CDC.
Aug 19, 2009, 2:56pm   #57
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Originally Posted by Chipper View Post
Great thread, Doc. I read the title and...that orange paper fan on a leather cord came to mind....LOL.
Yeah,it is yet another slave item in luxury wrapping... am I right? So after we get done fanning our Masters do we peel grapes or what :?

Now I see what it means to be a Slave to fashion! It's not just a saying after all...it's a not even a vaguely covert message... It's real!

And if you really wanna examine it further...think of High heels>>>> We can't run away>>> and they are actually pretty (very pretty) sometimes devices of pain....How far have we really come for foot binding anyhow??? I have seen some very distorted feet created by ill fitting shoes, and even ladies whom have their toes cut down in size surgically to fit smaller shoes....
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Aug 19, 2009, 5:23pm   #58
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Originally Posted by SaraDK View Post
We NEED to see modelling pics!!
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That's what I was afraid of!
Aug 19, 2009, 5:51pm   #59
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LOL, this thread is hilarious! I have the black CDC and the etoupe rivale bracelet, both with PHW. I don't think they're S&M, I just like them because they bridge the gap between sophisticated and cool... ie I'm not 12 any more, and I'm not 52 either, and although I have a penchant for pearls, I also like to rock my CDC

Seriously though, the other day DH admired my rivale bracelet and said it reminded him of a very beautiful cat collar... collier de chat, anyone?
Aug 19, 2009, 6:08pm   #60
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Originally Posted by lilyhermes View Post
That would be me too, Posh, and I'd have to travel with a silver polishing cloth to remove all the finger prints I put on it while putting it on!

I'm definitely not graceful enough for the sterling CDC.
I so wanted the all silver version. Bond St has one on hold for a customer and a queue if she doesn't take it. By the time I decide I can't live with out something I find out I have to - too late as per usual.
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