Socialites & their Hermès!!!!

Encore Hermes · Aug 1st, 2008, 09:10 PM

^ Excellent suggestion!!! I think he goes in the front door and leaves quietly in the middle of night by climbing out window on to roof. Sooooo, Lance Romance starts as a Root Rat, and then he evolves into a Roof Rat........with his barenut. not barenia.
BTW he and Kate H. ( who has such fabu Hermes scarves etc) have broken up so bets on the next blonde?

eliot · Aug 1st, 2008, 09:44 PM

^^ Roof Rats (the real vermin) are quite common in Austin

Pepper · Aug 2nd, 2008, 12:31 AM

GK, thank you for the excellent detailed description of silicone testicular prostheses. Very informative. tPF is very informative. I had never heard of root rats until today, either. Yes, those cyclists have to watch out. Sperm count issues. PSA issues.

Pepper · Aug 2nd, 2008, 12:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Encore Hermes

^ Excellent suggestion!!! I think he goes in the front door and leaves quietly in the middle of night by climbing out window on to roof. Sooooo, Lance Romance starts as a Root Rat, and then he evolves into a Roof Rat........with his barenut. not barenia.
BTW he and Kate H. ( who has such fabu Hermes scarves etc) have broken up so bets on the next blonde?

OK I just snorted again!

CobaltBlu · Aug 2nd, 2008, 01:03 AM

oh you guys have no idea how much i needed a laugh............curveballs everywhere!

you are hilarious.

Hermesaholic · Aug 2nd, 2008, 01:34 AM

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Originally Posted by wantitneedit

^could these ladies be anymore miserable looking? they're in the front row, for heaven's sake!

i know two of them --and they truly are miserably rude and snooty-- and not very smart to boot. From left its Tory Burch, Jennifer Creel (who looks like a holocaust prisoner in person, and Gigi Mortimer..............

wantitneedit · Aug 2nd, 2008, 03:20 AM

you chicks are cracking me up! my stomach is aching.... we always seem to bring it around to H eventually. ..such talented wit and great taste, maybe lance will come knocking on your door!

wantitneedit · Aug 2nd, 2008, 03:22 AM

GK, there's the word "grouse" - slang for fantastic. You could say, "Mmm, grouse birkin, thanks for letting me borrow it", then i'd say "no worries"........

wantitneedit · Aug 2nd, 2008, 03:27 AM

you need to really elongated the word, like, grrrr-ouuuu-s. not like the word to describe a certain breed of birds.....

m1nime · Aug 2nd, 2008, 03:27 AM

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^ladies, i can't tell if you're taking the mickey out of me? i'm from the land of oz, but i thought the term 'root rat' was universal. ah, you learn something new everyday..... lance could also be seeing vermillon, RG, RV or Rouge H, he's so fired up to prove his manhood!..

haha, I knew you must be an aussie!

I think the term 'root' for how we know it (err hmm sexulised, shall we say), is not the same in other countries, particularly Canada where they have the brand Roots. LOL.

My cousins from Canada came down under and gave us Roots tshirts as presants. We were not going out of the house with Roots written all over us.

(Roots for aussies means sex. A 'root' is sex. )

So basically - root rat = female or male who sleeps around a lot. whore bag (female) or sleaze bag (male)is another option.

wantitneedit · Aug 2nd, 2008, 03:34 AM

And this concludes today's lesson in australian studies...don't forget your homework. now back to H....

Encore Hermes · Aug 2nd, 2008, 01:18 PM

^No worries, this is a grouse forum!!!!

And I have started my homework!

PS locking my door, Lance roots around too much!!!

gracekelly · Aug 2nd, 2008, 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by wantitneedit

you chicks are cracking me up! my stomach is aching.... we always seem to bring it around to H eventually. ..such talented wit and great taste, maybe lance will come knocking on your door!

Gosh No! Hmm, might have to see him in the office, however since he has been rooting around so much! He could be a STD walking disaster!

Love the lesson in local colloquialisms! It was really grouse!

m1nime, those root tee shirts would probably sell for a good price on eBay

BTW, as far as I know, sleaze bag is a universal expression.

It is one of my DH's favorite expressions

Florasun · Aug 2nd, 2008, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by m1nime

haha, I knew you must be an aussie!

I think the term 'root' for how we know it (err hmm sexulised, shall we say), is not the same in other countries, particularly Canada where they have the brand Roots. LOL.

My cousins from Canada came down under and gave us Roots tshirts as presants. We were not going out of the house with Roots written all over us.

(Roots for aussies means sex. A 'root' is sex. )

So basically - root rat = female or male who sleeps around a lot. whore bag (female) or sleaze bag (male)is another option.

Okay - here's one from Seattle. Our local stations incessantly run a commercial advertising SHAG - 'Senior Housing Assistance Group'. Needless to say our friends visiting from England were at first

- then they were

(I guess when you hear "shag" in England it isn't referring to Florence Henderson's hairstyle.)

mooks · Aug 2nd, 2008, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Florasun

Okay - here's one from Seattle. Our local stations incessantly run a commercial advertising SHAG - 'Senior Housing Assistance Group'. Needless to say our friends visiting from England were at first

- then they were

(I guess when you hear "shag" in England it isn't referring to Florence Henderson's hairstyle.)

Noooo!!!

Aug 2nd, 2008, 12:31 AM	#1728
Pepper Raisinette	GK, thank you for the excellent detailed description of silicone testicular prostheses. Very informative. tPF is very informative. I had never heard of root rats until today, either. Yes, those cyclists have to watch out. Sperm count issues. PSA issues. __________________ "You know, you are going to have to stop someday..." -DH

Aug 2nd, 2008, 01:03 AM	#1730
CobaltBlu Enhance my patina!	oh you guys have no idea how much i needed a laugh............curveballs everywhere! you are hilarious. __________________ **HERMES AUTHENTICATION FORMAT: Thanks to the Queen, DQ for the suggestion.* item: scarf listing number: 123456789 seller: fast eddie link: http://www.ebay.com comments: did they ever print 'hermees paris' on the scarf? (Post Hermes Requests HERE) *CLICK: REPORT eBay FAKES in THREE different WAYS**

Aug 1st, 2008, 09:10 PM	#1726
Encore Hermes ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Location: Collinsport, Maine	^ Excellent suggestion!!! I think he goes in the front door and leaves quietly in the middle of night by climbing out window on to roof. Sooooo, Lance Romance starts as a Root Rat, and then he evolves into a Roof Rat........with his barenut. not barenia. BTW he and Kate H. ( who has such fabu Hermes scarves etc) have broken up so bets on the next blonde?

Aug 1st, 2008, 09:44 PM	#1727
eliot Member	^^ Roof Rats (the real vermin) are quite common in Austin

Aug 2nd, 2008, 03:20 AM	#1732
wantitneedit Member	you chicks are cracking me up! my stomach is aching.... we always seem to bring it around to H eventually. ..such talented wit and great taste, maybe lance will come knocking on your door!

Aug 2nd, 2008, 03:22 AM	#1733
wantitneedit Member	GK, there's the word "grouse" - slang for fantastic. You could say, "Mmm, grouse birkin, thanks for letting me borrow it", then i'd say "no worries"........

Aug 2nd, 2008, 03:27 AM	#1734
wantitneedit Member	you need to really elongated the word, like, grrrr-ouuuu-s. not like the word to describe a certain breed of birds.....

Aug 2nd, 2008, 03:34 AM	#1736
wantitneedit Member	And this concludes today's lesson in australian studies...don't forget your homework. now back to H....

Aug 2nd, 2008, 01:18 PM	#1737
Encore Hermes ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Location: Collinsport, Maine	^No worries, this is a grouse forum!!!! And I have started my homework! PS locking my door, Lance roots around too much!!!