Pms/hormone Guide

abbygirl · May 7th, 2008, 12:01 AM

The Hormone Guide

Women will understand this! Men should memorize it!

Every woman knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!

DANGEROUS:

SAFER:

SAFEST:

ULTRA SAFE :

What's for dinner?

Can I help you with dinner?

Where would you like to go for dinner?

Here, have some wine.

Are you wearing that?

Wow, you sure look good in brown!

WOW! Look at you!

Here, have some wine

What are you so worked up about?

Could we be overreacting?

Here's my paycheck.

Here, have some wine.

Should you be eating that?

You know, there are a lot of apples left.

Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?

Here, have some wine.

What did you DO all day?

I hope you didn't over-do it today.

I've always loved you in that robe!

Here, have some wine

13 Things PMS Stands For:

1. Pass My Shotgun

2. Psychotic Mood Shift

3. Perpetual Munching Spree

4. Puffy Mid-Section

5. People Make me Sick

6. Provide Me with Sweets

7. Pardon My Sobbing

8. Pimples May Surface

9. Pass My Sweat pants

10. Pissy Mood Syndrome

11. Plainly; Men Suck

12. Pack My Stuff

and my favorite one.

13. Potential Murder Suspect

littlepanda · May 7th, 2008, 08:25 AM

I just printed that out for my fiance.

i_wona · May 7th, 2008, 08:29 AM

tee hee hee - it's funny cos it's truuuue.

Now where's that goddam wine???!

oo0ehxtahcee0oo · May 7th, 2008, 08:41 AM

I'd pass on the win and take all of the ultra safe.. LOL. I'm not much of a wino! Anywhoo.. I love this, "Pimples May Surface" and "Potential Murder Suspect" LMAO, so true to me!! Thanks for sharing Marcie!!

stacmck · May 7th, 2008, 09:39 AM

So funny, and so true! I like the "Perpetual Munching Spree" and "Pass Me the Sweets..." so true for me! And "Pass My Sweatpants..."

shushopn · May 7th, 2008, 09:47 AM

I am soooo PMSing right now...this totally is perfect!

wordpast · May 7th, 2008, 10:17 AM

My fav was here's my paycheck!

Mid- · May 7th, 2008, 10:21 AM

This is great!! I just have to switch the wine to chocolate(or any junk food) and off it goes to my DH. Thank you!!

Trolley-Dolly · May 7th, 2008, 12:23 PM

LMAO!!!

I'm so forwarding this!!

~Fabulousity~ · May 7th, 2008, 12:26 PM

Num 8 is soooo me I always breakout around that time, ik!

May 7th, 2008, 12:01 AM	#1
abbygirl Member	Pms/hormone Guide The Hormone Guide Women will understand this! Men should memorize it! Every woman knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other! DANGEROUS: SAFER: SAFEST: ULTRA SAFE : What's for dinner? Can I help you with dinner? Where would you like to go for dinner? Here, have some wine. Are you wearing that? Wow, you sure look good in brown! WOW! Look at you! Here, have some wine What are you so worked up about? Could we be overreacting? Here's my paycheck. Here, have some wine. Should you be eating that? You know, there are a lot of apples left. Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that? Here, have some wine. What did you DO all day? I hope you didn't over-do it today. I've always loved you in that robe! Here, have some wine 13 Things PMS Stands For: 1. Pass My Shotgun 2. Psychotic Mood Shift 3. Perpetual Munching Spree 4. Puffy Mid-Section 5. People Make me Sick 6. Provide Me with Sweets 7. Pardon My Sobbing 8. Pimples May Surface 9. Pass My Sweat pants 10. Pissy Mood Syndrome 11. Plainly; Men Suck 12. Pack My Stuff and my *favorite* one. 13. Potential Murder Suspect __________________ I love my tpf friends

May 7th, 2008, 08:25 AM	#2
littlepanda 一日三秋 Location: Taiwan	Re: Pms/hormone Guide I just printed that out for my fiance. __________________

May 7th, 2008, 08:29 AM	#3
i_wona omg reissue me! Location: Australia	Re: Pms/hormone Guide tee hee hee - it's funny cos it's truuuue. Now where's that goddam wine???! __________________ wishlist chanel timeless accordian chanel SH matte black reissue 227 balenciaga SGH brief jaune/rubisse/violet miu miu nappa satchel rosso

May 7th, 2008, 08:41 AM	#4
oo0ehxtahcee0oo ☺Livin the good life Location: ♥In my DF's arms♥	Re: Pms/hormone Guide I'd pass on the win and take all of the ultra safe.. LOL. I'm not much of a wino! Anywhoo.. I love this, "Pimples May Surface" and "Potential Murder Suspect" LMAO, so true to me!! Thanks for sharing Marcie!! __________________ [Click photo to read thread!] My blog site has great FREE goodies!! (updated 11/21) www,dearmissie.blogspot.com We did it!! New Crafts Subforum celebration here!!

May 7th, 2008, 09:39 AM	#5
stacmck for the cure!! Location: Pittsburgh	Re: Pms/hormone Guide So funny, and so true! I like the "Perpetual Munching Spree" and "Pass Me the Sweets..." so true for me! And "Pass My Sweatpants..." __________________ Add me on Myspace! (but send me a message so I know you're from tPf!

May 7th, 2008, 09:47 AM	#6
shushopn I Feel Pretty! Location: Long Island, NY	Re: Pms/hormone Guide I am soooo PMSing right now...this totally is perfect! __________________ My Life - the Comedy at www.kykap.blogspot.com

May 7th, 2008, 10:17 AM	#7
wordpast Member Location: Never Never Land	Re: Pms/hormone Guide My fav was here's my paycheck! __________________

May 7th, 2008, 10:21 AM	#8
Mid- grapes & turtles :D Location: wherever you are, there you are.	Re: Pms/hormone Guide This is great!! I just have to switch the wine to chocolate(or any junk food) and off it goes to my DH. Thank you!! __________________ ~ Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why it's called the present. ~

May 7th, 2008, 12:23 PM	#9
Trolley-Dolly i'm chloe! Location: wherever Emirates takes me...	Re: Pms/hormone Guide LMAO!!! I'm so forwarding this!! __________________

May 7th, 2008, 12:26 PM	#10
~Fabulousity~ ...is rebooting	Re: Pms/hormone Guide Num 8 is soooo me I always breakout around that time, ik! __________________ Every adversity, every failure, and every heartache carries with it the seed of an equal or greater benefit - Napoleon Hill