Bags You Could Name A Baby After?

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slidegirlcass

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#1
No, I am not pregnant.

I ran a Y! search for "Morgan Oakley" + "baby ditch" + purple

I got a bunch of celebrity baby rumor sites, and one blog where someone actually suggested Jessica Alba name her baby Morgan Oakley Alba. Funny, to me that actually sounded like a cute name.

That got me thinking, are there bags (brands or styles) that someone (some idiot) could actually name a child after?

Using the last name Smith, these are my names:

Morgan Oakley Smith (cheating, I know)
Chloe Paddington Smith
Chloe Edith Smith (this one actually works for me a little)
Louis Vuitton Smith
Mulberry Bayswater Smith

Any others?
 
#2
I don't think I would ever name a kid after a bag. I know a girl whose name is Mercedes and everytime somebody calls her or says her name, I see the car. Plus imagine what it would do to the kid when they find out they are named after a purse. They might not be the same bag addcits that we are and feel really crappy about it.
 
#5
xIcyBluex said:
I don't think I would ever name a kid after a bag. I know a girl whose name is Mercedes and everytime somebody calls her or says her name, I see the car. Plus imagine what it would do to the kid when they find out they are named after a purse. They might not be the same bag addcits that we are and feel really crappy about it.
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I didn't mean seriously, its a joke. I thought it was funny because so many bags are womens names.
 
#7
I wouldn't name a child after a bag either, but I think Hayden Harnett would work with a bunch of names (especially if you wanted to be like my parents and give your child a zillion names :P)...

Hayden Harnett Mercer Smith
Hayden Harnett Delancey Smith
Hayden Harnett Beatrice Smith
Hayden Harnett Hudson Smith
Hayden Harnett Palenberg Smith
Hayden Harnett Barnard Smith
 
#8
Um, Mercedes is a very popular Latin American name. And it is pretty IMO.
The car brand was named after a race drivers daughter.
So there...

Obviously this was just a bit of silliness...but it made me laugh.
 
#11
Ill let everyone know I was a band nerd in high school with this one -

In HS we had All State Orchestra once a year and you got to meet kids from other schools across the state for 4 days of rehearsal and a concert. There was this kid who played the French Horn who was a total d-bag. His name was Tate Baggins, so we called him Tote Bag. Hahaha, we thought that was the funniest thing in the entire world.
 
#14
xIcyBluex said:
...thats not even funny to joke about... you should watch what you say...
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Oh come on now...
Peace and love and all the other cr*p.
I could only see a very sensitive person being offended by something like that. I don't think she meant it in a nasty way at all.

Look, it is very late for me on a Saturday night and I am on purse.blog (no offense)!
I should be getting busy with my fella instead of trying to make nice, nice over an innocent remark!

Goodnight everyone!! ;)
 
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