Instant patina - 'How to' tv clip, featuring J.Birkin

WOW 2 things I won't ask Jane B. If I ever have the good fortune to meet her.
I. How long do you think it will take for my bag to look like yours? Loved and used?
2. May I have your autograph?
Thanks for posting!!!!!
 
I can see it now, they will try to sell the bags on eBay:

Pristine condition, used only 1-2 times.

I didn't find the video funny at all. I thought it bordered on sick.