Dear Hermes, Please add/remove... MadLib Time!

AuthenticLux

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add/remove (blank) to/from the (blank).

Fill them in, tPFers! If you could make *it* (whatever it is) better, how would you?
Here's my suggestion - feel free to add as many as you like!

Dear Hermes,
Please ADD a CELL PHONE POCKET and a KEY HOLDER/CLASP to your Birkin.

Was that blasphemy? Oh well, it would make my life easier!
 
Great thread, AL. Love your idea.

Dear Hermes,

Please make a small wallet with a key chain, a place for change and make it about the size of a credit card or slightly larger.
 
OMG, DQ!!! You made me LOL big time!!! You are the best!!!

Dear Hermes,

Please make a slighter longer handle to ur birkin, just enuf to have it fit over MY shoulder (I dont care if it doesnt fit anyone else's, as long as it fits mine:P:graucho:)!
 
OMG, DQ!!! You made me LOL big time!!! You are the best!!!

Dear Hermes,

Please make a slighter longer handle to ur birkin, just enuf to have it fit over MY shoulder (I dont care if it doesnt fit anyone else's, as long as it fits mine:P:graucho:)!


Welcome back girlfriend!!!!!

I am gonna wish steal, I also want longer birkin straps
 
dear hermes please
- stop that display bag rubbish
- testdrive models of each bag instore so that noone has to order right into the blue
- downpayment so that some people would stop keeping real fans away from the bags
- leatherbooks (and i mean updated ones in each and every boutique)
- a birkin 32.5cm
- insde pocket in the jpg
- bring back the birkin 45 with long straps
- educated !!!!friendly staff in all your stores

apart from that dear H i looove ya and you know it you little expensive moody *****