But I have to...
I HATE AUTOMATED BID PROGRAMS!
They're just not fair, especially when someone has it set to snipe me exactly 3 second before the end of the auction. It's not even giving me time to react! Very few people can time it perfectly to send in a bid that close to end without the use of a program. That just seems like a lopsided advantage and makes me want to use one so I don't lose out on something that I wanted to have and to hold when this particular buttface is just going to sell it now for 3 times the price.
I don't like tech nerds and their little ways of cheating me out of some designer goodness. And now I'm eating sour worm gummies to fight the pain!
I HATE AUTOMATED BID PROGRAMS!
They're just not fair, especially when someone has it set to snipe me exactly 3 second before the end of the auction. It's not even giving me time to react! Very few people can time it perfectly to send in a bid that close to end without the use of a program. That just seems like a lopsided advantage and makes me want to use one so I don't lose out on something that I wanted to have and to hold when this particular buttface is just going to sell it now for 3 times the price.
I don't like tech nerds and their little ways of cheating me out of some designer goodness. And now I'm eating sour worm gummies to fight the pain!