[caitlin1214]

Breast Augmentation Highlights

• Aww, and I was going to PM you for some bewbie pix! (Vlad)
• Umm.. Vlad... go sit on your chair in the corner!!!!!!!!! (Megs)
• My favorite line to use when someone says something like, "Well, someone's been to see their doctor." or "That's a boob job!" is "Gee, ya think? Boy, I'll bet you're the pride of your job site!" hahahahaha
  (Ilikemike65)
• ummmm...So I get my packet of preop info..It says no SEX for 6 weeks after surgery.............................WTF? ??HELLO??IS this possible?????
  ROFLMAO..OMG..the pain.....(And Im not talking about the surgery...LOL!) (Jill)
• I keep seeing little gummy bears floatin around in the implants now..ROFL..OMG! (Jill)
• (My husband would simply die and go to heaven! He's thrilled if I say the word sex or pole more than once a week!) (mshel)
• (caitlin1214)
• I've been dying to say this to you Jill...
  "Breast Wishes"! (mshel)
• Theeeee
  Boobs will come ooouuuutt, tomorrow. Bet your bottom dollar that to-morr-ooowww. They'll be boooobs.
  
  Juuust thinking about...tomorrow blah (?) away the blah blah (?) and the sorrooowww...come what maaayyy!
  
  Tomorrow! Tomorrow! I ya. Tomorrow! You're only a daaaay aaaaa-waaayyyy! (mshel)

[caitlin1214]

Breast Augmentation Highlights

• Welcome to boobapalooza!
  
  Don't let Charles or Vlad convince you we're collecting pictures for reference! (mshel)
• NO BOYS IN THIS THREAD OR WE SHALL BEAT THEM WITH OUR SILICONES...lol! (Jill)
• Ummm...Jill...is that supposed to deter them?! We'll have all the straight guys running to this forum to harass us... waiting to be beaten by your silicones! (Boy do I have a visual of this in my head right now...) (mshel)
• Hey, Jill? If someone put their ear to your chest, could they hear the ocean? (caitlin1214)
• are you sure they're not trying to communicate with you? maybe they need some massaging or they want to go out shopping???? they're like "we finally came out of the package, we want to see the world!!!" or maybe they have the numbers to the next mega ball draw and they're whispering it to you!!! I'd listen carefully if i were you (bubbleiciousis)
• PS--They just spoke to me....
  
  ITS OFFICIAL,,They said......................
  JILL MUST BUY AT LEAST ONE NEW CHANEL BAG THIS WEEK...
  
  WOW....Good boobies..LOL (Jill)
• (In response to: There really are some cute, non-slutty, tops there! I was very surprised. You'll have to check them out... (there's the slutty too...don't get me wrong..:)) What's wrong with slutty??? (bubbleiciousis)

[caitlin1214]

Highlights from Charles:

• "that's an attractive crotch" (From Strippers and your man . . . yes or no?)
• I'm not goin to the dr!!
  
  *crosses arms and pouts*
  
  Thanks for the well wishes, though
  
  *gets back to pouting* (From I can't type...and my fingers hurt :()
• Prison
  Bring lots of smokes. That's what they use for money in there. (From What happens if you file your income taxes late?)

[caitlin1214]

Highlights from John 5:

• Rock your bag with pride! I most of the time stare at a bag because I am admiring it... when I see a fake, I quickly look away so I won't vomit on myself. (From Multicolor Embarassment)
• I think I hate you too! [In a good way. ] (From Here we go again: New Goodies (No, I don't think that counts as ban breaking...))
• Well, I'm only three more operations away and two more bottles of growth hormone pills from... (From Report This Item!!!)

[caitlin1214]

Highlights from LVbabydoll:

• Well I don't have kids but this one is from me...
  on the first day of kindergarten, my mom walked me in to meet my teacher and to get me acquainted...well right after my teacher said hi to me, I said, "Well, I really don't need to be here because I already know everything."
  Lol. If only that had been true.
  
  And that same teacher had a grandson who was a little younger than I was. She was talking to my mom one day and was telling her that she had asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up. He said he wanted to be a lightbulb. Lol. (From Kids say the darndest things . . . share yours)
• I used to spend a lot more time on myspace and was in a couple of LV groups. John 5 introduced me and we (me, John 5, Michelle1025, Mattd7474 and Caitlin) all joined at around the same time. It's much more fun here! (From How did you find The Purse Forum?)

[caitlin1214]

Vlad vs. Charles: Who would win in a fight to the death? (highlights)

• Yeah. Naked! (dallas)
• Actually, if the question was: "Who would win in a round of Greco-Roman wrestling," THAT would be transparant! (caitlin1214)
• Oh no, you ain't gettin' away that easy.......we wanna see some wrasslin' and um, er, things.
  
  (dallas)
• we will be actually using la lavande de provence essential oil mixed with rose petals picked up by virgins at the sunrise and the tiniest little bit of Sylvester Stallone`s testosterone extract...guys say it shines better on the muscles (nataliam1976)
• i am both astonished and outraged about the lack of participation by both of the thread heroes !*pouts* *sulks in the corner *
  
  
  the least they could do is provide more ..ehm...photoshoppable material to keep the party going! ( am sitting here trying 4 different types of oils moisturizers on my legs to see which one gives the muscles the best shine ! ) (nataliam1976)
• I GOT it!
  
  A karaoke off where they're both wearing Speedos!
  
  We wanted something non-violent and some of you wanted them in some state of undress. Naked went a little TOO far.
  
  (Oh, my GOD, the image in my head right now . . .) (caitlin1214)
  

[caitlin1214]

Vlad vs. Charles: Who would win in a fight to the death? (highlights)

• (dallas)
• Lol, can you imagine them wearing the flowery swimming caps? (danae)
• I bet Megs does too.
  
  
  I mean...what? :) (Charles)
• (Vlad)

[caitlin1214]

If you could have coffee with anyone on tPF (highlights):

• this is too damn hard couturegirl!!!! I started typing out a list and its turning out to be like half the forum! And I know I'm gonna forget someone....how bout just everyone I haven't offended yet?
  
  (come to think of it, Irishgal and I do have plans to get tattoos together some day....maybe after a few Irish Coffees....) (bagnshoofetish)
• The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish, and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers, and you will know my name is The Lord, when I lay my vengeance upon thee. (Vlad)
• Screw coffee!
  
  Who wants shots!!!??? (Charles)
• Vlad's quote is actually very apt for tPF!!
  
  The path of the righteous man (people who like genuine handbags) is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish (sellers of fakes), and the tyranny of evil men (eBay). Blessed is he (Vlad, Megs and the Mods), who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak (us tPFers) through the valley of darkness (retail shopping for handbags), for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children (all the people who unknowingly bought fakes before finding tPF). And I will strike down upon thee (all the spammers) with great vengeance and furious anger (block their IP addresses), those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers (all those who sell fakes to tpfers) , and you will know my name is The Lord (aka Vlad), when I lay my vengeance upon thee (thou art so faking banned!). (merika)
• I haven't been a member here for very long, but for the love of God, can I please come if there is a convention?? I wanna holiday! I could tell my husband that it's invitation only and I was one of the lucky ones. Please, someone get me outta here! *rattles the bars of her cage* (dallas)
• Anyway, I'd love to meet so many people from here, I'm not naming names either! I've made so many friends here in my 1+ year here that I can't even begin to count.
  Though John 5 needs to join in here so he can show us all how to do the Squat and Thrust. (LVbabydoll)

[shushopn]

I love when you do this caitlin, it cracks me up!

[bagnshoofetish]

caitlin you are so sweet to put this all together. I'm glad I could entertain you! But I must say, you need to include yourself as you have started some of the most interesting topics on TPF! I always open your threads!

[Litigatrix]

I thought this one was so funny that I looked it up the other night to show my husband:

by Cal in "Haggling over H Items--is it ever done?":

Hmmmm...............I might try this next time I go in. Ideally it will go like this:

Me: May I have a look at that Croc Birkin please?
SA: Most certainly Cal. May I just say that you're looking exceptionally fabulous today.
Me: *blush*
SA: *giggle*
Me: Oh yes, this is beautiful and would look great in my *cough* collection. May I ask the price?
SA: 14 Gagillion Dollars.
Me: Hmmmm.....how about $500, a pack of gum, my kids and my nice Tiffany keychain *wiggles keychain in front of SA*
SA: Throw in that Juicebox that your kid is holding and you've got a deal.
Me: Done! Wrap it up.
SA: Excellent! Did I mention how fabulous you look today?
Me: Yes you did. Can I have your belt?
SA: No.
Me: It was worth a try.

[Liz_x3]

Oh wow, haha!
You all have had some great times on this forum lol!

[NYCBelle]

Your Silly Fears thread:

Originally Posted by Kiss Me Deadly
Since, this topic is SILLY fears, I wont list the typical snakes, spiders, clowns etc... but, dont kill me when you hear that my silly fear... not really fear but they gross me out.. are... testicles... yes, balls... dont worry, I dunno.. im not a lesbian.. I like the other part that comes with the balls, but, they just look so repulsive to me....

ok, carry on..

[caitlin1214]

Originally Posted by bagnshoofetish

caitlin you are so sweet to put this all together. I'm glad I could entertain you! But I must say, you need to include yourself as you have started some of the most interesting topics on TPF! I always open your threads!

You're so sweet! Believe me, I am not leaving myself out. I won't start a caitlin1214 highlights but if I'm reading through one of those really popular threads, I'm not shy about adding stuff I wrote that I found really funny!

[caitlin1214]

What are your "silly" fears? highlights:

• GIGANTIC FLYING COCKROACHES... like cockroaches aren't bad enough!!! Now they can fly and freak you out whenever they want to!! (Liz_x3)
• In Hawaii, we have HUGE cockroaches, too... here we refer to them as "German cockroaches" or "B-52s" or the "747s"
  
  They are gross. The crawl on walls. They fly. They grow up to 2-3 inches in length. Yuck.
  
  I can suck it up & take care of any other kind of bug, spider, lizard, etc... but these roaches turn me into a jump-on-a-chair-run-out-of-the-room screaming girly girl. I cannot sleep in a room if I know there is a live roach inside. IT MUST BE KILLED.
  
  Even if they are upside-dead, I need to walk way the hell around them, just in case they're "not really dead".... and I will cry if no one is around to sweep it up & throw it away.
  
  The trash should ideally be taken outside, or at least tied up tight so the roach cannot get out (never mind if it's dead, it could still happen!).... same goes if it flushed down the toilet.... I'm afraid it might swim back up & wait under the toilet or something dumb like that.... so the toilet must be flushed more than once.... and not by me. Someone else must rescue me from this chore. (Junkenpo)
• OMG me too!!!!
  OMG you're name is lvobsessed too!!!!!!!!!!!
  Lol we can be freaky bee sisters. (lv_obsessed)