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bagnshoofetish · Mar 19th, 2008, 11:37 PM

I think I'm gonna spend alot of time in here!
great thread idea!

rachieface · Mar 19th, 2008, 11:40 PM

I thought we all could use some venting! I feel like I could honestly write three hundred of these a day.

bagnshoofetish · Mar 19th, 2008, 11:47 PM

Originally Posted by rachieface

I thought we all could use some venting! I feel like I could honestly write three hundred of these a day.

tell me about it. just the drive home can inspire a novel!

agart245 · Mar 20th, 2008, 12:54 AM

dear beloved roomie,
i’m glad that you have such a wonderful social life that it requires you to stay out until 3:30 am every day of the week, and i’m even gladder that you feel the need to rehash your night to your boyfriend as i’m trying to sleep. hearing how fantastic and fabulous your life is really helps me to relax. and it is so nice of you, being the courteous gal you are, to ask me if i’m sleeping or not, when clearly my eyes are shut and my head is stuffed between the pillows. i’m sure you just can’t tell i am trying to sleep, despite the fact the light is off and all. its so nice of you to turn on the light again too, i mean really, who needs it to be dark to sleep? once you so kindly turn off the light again, the sound of you texting your friends who you just hung out with all night doesn’t bother me at ALL. and once you finally turn off your phone and fall asleep, your snoring really soothes me and helps me to fall asleep. and i really appreciate your boyfriend’s wake up calls every morning. I really couldn’t think of a better way to start the day then to hear you screaming at him how he woke you up, despite the fact you threaten his life if he doesn't call you.

love,
your dear roomie

Divyaangana · Mar 20th, 2008, 01:11 AM

Dear Table 131,

Thank you for wasting my time tonight. I so appreciated you being so needy and having so many problems that you caused me to neglect my other tables, so that I could remake your food 6 different times. No, there were not any "knats" in your food. I promise because I made it myself! And the fact that you just so happened to continue to find "knats" in everything you ordered does not give you the right to then complain why it was taking so long when I was running back and forth to the kitchen to remake EVERYTHING for you! And then after you had gotten your meal completely free because you complained, that also does not give you the right to request that I box all of the food that supposedly had "knats" in it, up for you to take home, or get you drinks to go, or more bread to go, or anything like that. If it was so horrible, why would you want to take it with you?!?!?!

Sincerely,
Your "Service with a smile" waitress.

P.S. Are you sure, that you didn't bring the "knats" with you?

fabgrabs · Mar 20th, 2008, 02:38 AM

Dear Upstairs Neighbors,

Thank you for your enthusiastic Guitar-Heroing! I LOVE hearing that Wolf Mother Woman song at least once a week; in fact, it makes my EVENING when I hear it 3, 4, even 8 times in a row! Oh, the entertainment you provide me positively brightens my life. Heehee, you're a star for being able to stomp/fall/throw stuff RIGHT above my living room ceiling fan, causing it to shake like there's an earthquake. It sincerely makes my week.

To the Previous Upstairs Neighbors,

I was saddened to see you moving all your stuff into a uhaul and driving away, forever. Sure, hearing the same song from Guitar Hero every week is a blast, but NOTHING can compare to your bed frame squeaking quite loudly in an ever-increasingly tempo'd rhythm. I was so impressed with how FAST you could make the bed squeak, and dread the loss of such wonderful noise. Come back and squeak your bed in rhythm with the Guitar Hero song - I would be forever indebted.

MichelleAntonia · Mar 20th, 2008, 04:39 AM

just makes you think how much negativity we keep inside, that we can't just let out, and let go of. no wonder stress is so bad for our health :(

i actually have an "open letter" or two expressing gratitude, appreciation and love for people that i can't seem to be able to express openly. i guess i vent annoyances enough, but i don't express the good things enough, ya know? it's harder, imo.

maybe i'll post some.

bisousx · Mar 20th, 2008, 04:53 AM

Originally Posted by guccimamma

dear hot looking neighbor up the street,

thank you for dressing up so nicely every morning in your braless tank tops and low waisted sweatpants. the high heels are especially nice when walking the kids to school at 7 am.

i am sincere in my thanks, because my husband and all of the other husbands love to watch you bounce down the street. they gladly take the kids to school just to watch you.

i get to stay home and drink coffee!

ROFL...

Nymph · Mar 20th, 2008, 05:30 AM

OMGosh! I'm definitely gonna be loving this thread!

ILoveMyBug · Mar 20th, 2008, 06:59 AM

Dear Renting Neighbour

Everyone on the street just loves you! The way your dog barks all hours is really appreciated. The fact you don't look after it and let it crap in the street is beyond impressive. I've heard from your direct neighbours that they just love your kids running up and down the stairs shouting in the small hours of the morning.
We are positively joyous at the chavs who hang around in your yard, drinking beer and leaving the cans in the street. My elderly neighbour was so happy to see one of them peeing against her wall.
Please learn to park properly. I'm sick of having to wait for you to go out because you leave me so little space. You leave about 4 ft behind you, why do you feel the need to be 6 inches away from my back bumper?
You've been here 3 months, we're all praying you don't renew and move out!

(that felt good)

gacats · Mar 20th, 2008, 07:36 AM

Dear kitty cat,
Ever since my kids grew up & moved out, you have been my "baby". You know how precious you are to me. But honestly, must you get in your cat box & go the minute I get done scooping & cleaning it out? Can't you just wait until I'm out of sight?
Love,
Your adoring human

Tracy · Mar 20th, 2008, 09:11 AM

Originally Posted by guccimamma

Nola, you must be my long lost sister. We have the same parents and Brother/Sister in laws!

guccimamma, i've always wanted a sister!

you should try this......my tension headache went away, for a little while anyway.....

IntlSet · Mar 20th, 2008, 09:49 AM

Originally Posted by gacats

Dear kitty cat,
Ever since my kids grew up & moved out, you have been my "baby". You know how precious you are to me. But honestly, must you get in your cat box & go the minute I get done scooping & cleaning it out? Can't you just wait until I'm out of sight?
Love,
Your adoring human

Yes, please carbon-copy my cat on this letter, k thx.

~Fabulousity~ · Mar 20th, 2008, 10:42 AM

Dear Mr. X
We are done, finished, over! I do not feel sorry for you and I do not care that you have no money for fun and you have to work from 10pm til 9pm the next day. And almost every weekend. I dont care! You deserve this for what you did to your family. You chose this for your life. You chose to create debt and get an expensive vehicle that you could not afford. So stop coming around me trying to make eye contact hoping to connect with me in some way.Yes, I love you but I will never be with you again. And tell your nosy, ridiculous mother that everything you do wrong IS NOT MY FAULT, and to stop blaming me for everything that goes wrong in YOUR life, you are a grown man and if she had raised you a little better you might just be a better man. So tell her to mind her damn business and own what she created. All of you can go to hell!

razorbackbelle0 · Mar 20th, 2008, 11:10 AM

Dear Miss Know-It-All:

I'm really sorry you have no desire to learn how to do your job correctly. It's tragic that you're being sued by your last employer for hacking into their server and stealing their client database, then distributing it to local companies in a bid to get a new job. Really tragic. NOT. You deserve the lawsuit. It disturbs ME that you're still employed here after what you did. I'm sorry that the job you're doing right now is so "beneath you" that you feel you have to make everyone else's lives here a living hell. Why don't you try actually coming to a training session instead of taking a "late lunch" at 3PM to go shopping? Why don't you stop hitting on the president of the company? Why don't you wear a bra, at the very least-- and maybe even at some point wear appropriate office attire? Maybe if you treated your coworkers with respect and didn't flaunt yourself around the office, refusing to do the job you were hired for and whining about how no one likes you, people would take you more seriously. I wish we could fire you, but we can't, since there's no telling what you'll steal off OUR servers and sell on the open market to our competitiors.

Sincerely,
Someone who actually HAS integrity.

Mar 19th, 2008, 11:37 PM	#31
bagnshoofetish keep smiling.... Joined: Feb 2006 Posts: 20,354	Re: Open Letters: Dear... I think I'm gonna spend alot of time in here! great thread idea!
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Mar 19th, 2008, 11:40 PM	#32
rachieface OP MJ enlightened <3 Joined: Nov 2007 Posts: 4,552	Re: Open Letters: Dear... I thought we all could use some venting! I feel like I could honestly write three hundred of these a day.
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Mar 20th, 2008, 12:54 AM	#34
agart245 Member Joined: Aug 2007 Location: wrapped in my Snuggie :-) Posts: 1,450	Re: Open Letters: Dear... dear beloved roomie, i’m glad that you have such a wonderful social life that it requires you to stay out until 3:30 am every day of the week, and i’m even gladder that you feel the need to rehash your night to your boyfriend as i’m trying to sleep. hearing how fantastic and fabulous your life is really helps me to relax. and it is so nice of you, being the courteous gal you are, to ask me if i’m sleeping or not, when clearly my eyes are shut and my head is stuffed between the pillows. i’m sure you just can’t tell i am trying to sleep, despite the fact the light is off and all. its so nice of you to turn on the light again too, i mean really, who needs it to be dark to sleep? once you so kindly turn off the light again, the sound of you texting your friends who you just hung out with all night doesn’t bother me at ALL. and once you finally turn off your phone and fall asleep, your snoring really soothes me and helps me to fall asleep. and i really appreciate your boyfriend’s wake up calls every morning. I really couldn’t think of a better way to start the day then to hear you screaming at him how he woke you up, despite the fact you threaten his life if he doesn't call you. love, your dear roomie

Mar 20th, 2008, 01:11 AM	#35
Divyaangana Member Joined: Nov 2006 Location: Where ever my heart takes me.... Posts: 1,518	Re: Open Letters: Dear... Dear Table 131, Thank you for wasting my time tonight. I so appreciated you being so needy and having so many problems that you caused me to neglect my other tables, so that I could remake your food 6 different times. No, there were not any "knats" in your food. I promise because I made it myself! And the fact that you just so happened to continue to find "knats" in everything you ordered does not give you the right to then complain why it was taking so long when I was running back and forth to the kitchen to remake EVERYTHING for you! And then after you had gotten your meal completely free because you complained, that also does not give you the right to request that I box all of the food that supposedly had "knats" in it, up for you to take home, or get you drinks to go, or more bread to go, or anything like that. If it was so horrible, why would you want to take it with you?!?!?! Sincerely, Your "Service with a smile" waitress. P.S. Are you sure, that you didn't bring the "knats" with you?
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Mar 20th, 2008, 02:38 AM	#36
fabgrabs J'aime l'ananas! Joined: Jun 2007 Location: California Posts: 1,325	Re: Open Letters: Dear... Dear Upstairs Neighbors, Thank you for your enthusiastic Guitar-Heroing! I LOVE hearing that Wolf Mother Woman song at least once a week; in fact, it makes my EVENING when I hear it 3, 4, even 8 times in a row! Oh, the entertainment you provide me positively brightens my life. Heehee, you're a star for being able to stomp/fall/throw stuff RIGHT above my living room ceiling fan, causing it to shake like there's an earthquake. It sincerely makes my week. To the Previous Upstairs Neighbors, I was saddened to see you moving all your stuff into a uhaul and driving away, forever. Sure, hearing the same song from Guitar Hero every week is a blast, but NOTHING can compare to your bed frame squeaking quite loudly in an ever-increasingly tempo'd rhythm. I was so impressed with how FAST you could make the bed squeak, and dread the loss of such wonderful noise. Come back and squeak your bed in rhythm with the Guitar Hero song - I would be forever indebted.
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Mar 20th, 2008, 04:39 AM	#37
MichelleAntonia An InBetweener Joined: Jan 2007 Location: East Bay, CA Posts: 7,171	Re: Open Letters: Dear... just makes you think how much negativity we keep inside, that we can't just let out, and let go of. no wonder stress is so bad for our health :( i actually have an "open letter" or two expressing gratitude, appreciation and love for people that i can't seem to be able to express openly. i guess i vent annoyances enough, but i don't express the good things enough, ya know? it's harder, imo. maybe i'll post some.
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Mar 20th, 2008, 05:30 AM	#39
Nymph Black WE please! Joined: Jul 2006 Location: Singapore Posts: 5,266	Re: Open Letters: Dear... OMGosh! I'm definitely gonna be loving this thread!
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Mar 20th, 2008, 06:59 AM	#40
ILoveMyBug Victoria Joined: Dec 2006 Location: Leeds, UK Posts: 2,504	Re: Open Letters: Dear... Dear Renting Neighbour Everyone on the street just loves you! The way your dog barks all hours is really appreciated. The fact you don't look after it and let it crap in the street is beyond impressive. I've heard from your direct neighbours that they just love your kids running up and down the stairs shouting in the small hours of the morning. We are positively joyous at the chavs who hang around in your yard, drinking beer and leaving the cans in the street. My elderly neighbour was so happy to see one of them peeing against her wall. Please learn to park properly. I'm sick of having to wait for you to go out because you leave me so little space. You leave about 4 ft behind you, why do you feel the need to be 6 inches away from my back bumper? You've been here 3 months, we're all praying you don't renew and move out! (that felt good)
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Mar 20th, 2008, 07:36 AM	#41
gacats love me some bags! Joined: Oct 2006 Location: Georgia Posts: 7,078	Re: Open Letters: Dear... Dear kitty cat, Ever since my kids grew up & moved out, you have been my "baby". You know how precious you are to me. But honestly, must you get in your cat box & go the minute I get done scooping & cleaning it out? Can't you just wait until I'm out of sight? Love, Your adoring human
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Mar 20th, 2008, 10:42 AM	#44
~Fabulousity~ Member Joined: Jan 2006 Posts: 12,911	Re: Open Letters: Dear... Dear Mr. X We are done, finished, over! I do not feel sorry for you and I do not care that you have no money for fun and you have to work from 10pm til 9pm the next day. And almost every weekend. I dont care! You deserve this for what you did to your family. You chose this for your life. You chose to create debt and get an expensive vehicle that you could not afford. So stop coming around me trying to make eye contact hoping to connect with me in some way.Yes, I love you but I will never be with you again. And tell your nosy, ridiculous mother that everything you do wrong IS NOT MY FAULT, and to stop blaming me for everything that goes wrong in YOUR life, you are a grown man and if she had raised you a little better you might just be a better man. So tell her to mind her damn business and own what she created. All of you can go to hell!
~Fabulousity~ Member Joined: Jan 2006 Posts: 12,911

Mar 20th, 2008, 11:10 AM	#45
razorbackbelle0 Sofa King Banned Joined: Mar 2007 Location: Raiding PBC's closet... shh! Posts: 7,186	Re: Open Letters: Dear... Dear Miss Know-It-All: I'm really sorry you have no desire to learn how to do your job correctly. It's tragic that you're being sued by your last employer for hacking into their server and stealing their client database, then distributing it to local companies in a bid to get a new job. Really tragic. NOT. You deserve the lawsuit. It disturbs ME that you're still employed here after what you did. I'm sorry that the job you're doing right now is so "beneath you" that you feel you have to make everyone else's lives here a living hell. Why don't you try actually coming to a training session instead of taking a "late lunch" at 3PM to go shopping? Why don't you stop hitting on the president of the company? Why don't you wear a bra, at the very least-- and maybe even at some point wear appropriate office attire? Maybe if you treated your coworkers with respect and didn't flaunt yourself around the office, refusing to do the job you were hired for and whining about how no one likes you, people would take you more seriously. I wish we could fire you, but we can't, since there's no telling what you'll steal off OUR servers and sell on the open market to our competitiors. Sincerely, Someone who actually HAS integrity.

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