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ColdSteel · Jun 30th, 2009, 06:01 PM

Dear hair,
why are you so nasty all of a sudden? I washed you so well yet you're still nasty! I'm sorry I crammed you under an enormous straw hat sunday. It was the Gay Pride parade, after all, and I wanted to protect myself from getting burnt to a crisp while looking stylish. Please stop being so greasy. Pleaaaaaaaase?

Dear wisdom teeth,
STOP IIIIIIIIIIIT! I know you want to say hello but you HURT! If you keep this up you'll be gone very very soon.

MarneeB · Jun 30th, 2009, 06:15 PM

Dear Brain,
PLease start thinking like a healthy, thin person so maybe my body can follow!

_bebee · Jun 30th, 2009, 07:53 PM

dear school,

why cant you arrange better class times for my required courses

frick&frack · Jun 30th, 2009, 08:12 PM

dear tenants--

you are complete idiots. you are lying...you know it, & I know it. the only difference is, there is power & intention behind my words.

I already have a new tenant who will be paying & signing a lease in the morning. you will be moved out tomorrow whether you want that or not.

I am generally a kind person, but you have pushed me too far. I tried to HELP you. I was GENEROUS...I didn't require last month's rent & barely any security deposit (which won't begin to cover the damage or cleanup). I cannot wait to see your faces. as many before me have said, karma is a B*TCH. you will experience that tomorrow.

I know that this is sinking to your level (my version of your level, not your real pond-scum-low level), but I hope you call the police. I am almost giddy at the thought of what they will say to you when they arrive. maybe i'll offer for you to use my phone to call them.

bye byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee,
F&F

ver0nique · Jul 1st, 2009, 10:15 AM

Dearest Mommy,

Thank you for everything. I love you.

mrsklem14 · Jul 1st, 2009, 11:32 AM

Dear you,

<33333333333333333333333333333333 x's 1000

xoxoxooxoxo

mrsklem14 · Jul 1st, 2009, 12:42 PM

Dear New Mini Dell Computer,

I've never been more in love. Your so tiny it makes me say "awww" everytime I see you. Your my new best friend. Your coming everywhere with me in my purse... yay!!!!

- A very excited new mini dell owner!

ilovepinkhearts · Jul 1st, 2009, 01:00 PM

dear wednesday,

can you hurry up and be friday all ready?? i can't wait for the weekend!! so please hurry up and go by quickly, oh and tell thursday to do the same!

thanks,
me

devoted7 · Jul 1st, 2009, 01:24 PM

dear _ _ _ _,

you were for sure drunk last night! LOL.

ilovepinkhearts · Jul 1st, 2009, 04:08 PM

dear ________

im glad that we are going to hang out soon. i really have missed you. yeah there still are some underlying feelings, but all is well.

can't wait,
me

ver0nique · Jul 1st, 2009, 04:27 PM

Dear cramp,

Please go away ASAP.

mrsklem14 · Jul 1st, 2009, 04:31 PM

Scruff,

I can't believe it. My baby, you have gotten so old. Thank you for always protecting me and being the bestest friend I could have ever asked for. I will never get another dog.. ever. No one could compare to you. I am sad to see that you are coughing now and the last thing I want is for you to leave my life. But.. when you are ready, you may go. You have helped me so much these past nineteen years that I've spent with you, I only wish that I could return them. I never EVER want you in any pain, so if you are, please tell me.. in some way or another just tell me that you are in pain, so I can try and help you.Ahhh, I wish time didn't have to go so fast. I want you back when you were just a lil pup and I used to rub your belly and you'd go crazy. I'll always be there for you.. no matter where you are. You are one amazing sister (doggie). I love you Scruffina Rose.

Love,
your loving sis

ilovepinkhearts · Jul 1st, 2009, 09:02 PM

^^ aww im sorry!

_bebee · Jul 2nd, 2009, 09:28 AM

dear self,

STOP SLACKING !

Grace123 · Jul 2nd, 2009, 10:02 AM

Originally Posted by mrsklem14

Scruff,

I can't believe it. My baby, you have gotten so old. Thank you for always protecting me and being the bestest friend I could have ever asked for. I will never get another dog.. ever. No one could compare to you. I am sad to see that you are coughing now and the last thing I want is for you to leave my life. But.. when you are ready, you may go. You have helped me so much these past nineteen years that I've spent with you, I only wish that I could return them. I never EVER want you in any pain, so if you are, please tell me.. in some way or another just tell me that you are in pain, so I can try and help you.Ahhh, I wish time didn't have to go so fast. I want you back when you were just a lil pup and I used to rub your belly and you'd go crazy. I'll always be there for you.. no matter where you are. You are one amazing sister (doggie). I love you Scruffina Rose.

Love,
your loving sis

I'm so sorry....

Jun 30th, 2009, 06:01 PM	#3031
ColdSteel Thrift Town Forever! Joined: Sep 2007 Location: SF, CA Posts: 1,487	Dear hair, why are you so nasty all of a sudden? I washed you so well yet you're still nasty! I'm sorry I crammed you under an enormous straw hat sunday. It was the Gay Pride parade, after all, and I wanted to protect myself from getting burnt to a crisp while looking stylish. Please stop being so greasy. Pleaaaaaaaase? Dear wisdom teeth, STOP IIIIIIIIIIIT! I know you want to say hello but you HURT! If you keep this up you'll be gone very very soon.
	__________________ Saving up my bucks for a brand-new laptop!

Jun 30th, 2009, 07:53 PM	#3033
_bebee Member Joined: Jul 2007 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 5,909	dear school, why cant you arrange better class times for my required courses
	__________________ - I need to stop procrastinating

Jun 30th, 2009, 08:12 PM	#3034
frick&frack happy thanksgiving! $frick&frack's Avatar$ Joined: Jan 2009 Location: SoFla (Ft Lauderdale) Posts: 8,206	dear tenants-- you are complete idiots. you are lying...you know it, & I know it. the only difference is, there is power & intention behind my words. I already have a new tenant who will be paying & signing a lease in the morning. you will be moved out tomorrow whether you want that or not. I am generally a kind person, but you have pushed me too far. I tried to HELP you. I was GENEROUS...I didn't require last month's rent & barely any security deposit (which won't begin to cover the damage or cleanup). I cannot wait to see your faces. as many before me have said, karma is a BTCH. you will experience that tomorrow. I know that this is sinking to your level (my version of your level, not your real* pond-scum-low level), but I hope you call the police. I am almost giddy at the thought of what they will say to you when they arrive. maybe i'll offer for you to use my phone to call them. bye byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, F&F
	__________________ party like it's 1999!!!
$frick&frack is online now$

Jul 1st, 2009, 10:15 AM	#3035
ver0nique ataraxiz Joined: Feb 2009 Location: NYC Posts: 1,053	Dearest Mommy, Thank you for everything. I love you.
	__________________ ♥

Jul 1st, 2009, 11:32 AM	#3036
mrsklem14 Member Joined: Oct 2008 Posts: 1,252	Dear you, <33333333333333333333333333333333 x's 1000 xoxoxooxoxo
mrsklem14 Member Joined: Oct 2008 Posts: 1,252	__________________ I will never forget you. Ever. Scruffina Rose<3 Let God's promises shine on your problems.

Jun 30th, 2009, 06:15 PM	#3032
MarneeB Taking it all in. Joined: Mar 2009 Location: Missouri Posts: 848	Dear Brain, PLease start thinking like a healthy, thin person so maybe my body can follow!

Jul 1st, 2009, 12:42 PM	#3037
mrsklem14 Member Joined: Oct 2008 Posts: 1,252	Dear New Mini Dell Computer, I've never been more in love. Your so tiny it makes me say "awww" everytime I see you. Your my new best friend. Your coming everywhere with me in my purse... yay!!!! - A very excited new mini dell owner!
mrsklem14 Member Joined: Oct 2008 Posts: 1,252	__________________ I will never forget you. Ever. Scruffina Rose<3 Let God's promises shine on your problems.

Jul 1st, 2009, 01:00 PM	#3038
ilovepinkhearts team edward. always. Joined: Dec 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 4,390	dear wednesday, can you hurry up and be friday all ready?? i can't wait for the weekend!! so please hurry up and go by quickly, oh and tell thursday to do the same! thanks, me
	__________________ Please educate yourself about pancreatic cancer, and then share that knowledge with a loved one. http://www.pancan.org i will lose the weight...1 lb at a time!! i CAN do it! i'm not sure how many lbs to go - skinny jeans here i come!!

Jul 1st, 2009, 01:24 PM	#3039
devoted7 ♥♥♥ Joined: Jan 2006 Posts: 6,289	dear _ _ _ _, you were for sure drunk last night! LOL.
devoted7 ♥♥♥ Joined: Jan 2006 Posts: 6,289	__________________ itweet follow me

Jul 1st, 2009, 04:08 PM	#3040
ilovepinkhearts team edward. always. Joined: Dec 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 4,390	dear ________ im glad that we are going to hang out soon. i really have missed you. yeah there still are some underlying feelings, but all is well. can't wait, me
	__________________ Please educate yourself about pancreatic cancer, and then share that knowledge with a loved one. http://www.pancan.org i will lose the weight...1 lb at a time!! i CAN do it! i'm not sure how many lbs to go - skinny jeans here i come!!

Jul 1st, 2009, 04:27 PM	#3041
ver0nique ataraxiz Joined: Feb 2009 Location: NYC Posts: 1,053	Dear cramp, Please go away ASAP.
	__________________ ♥

Jul 1st, 2009, 04:31 PM	#3042
mrsklem14 Member Joined: Oct 2008 Posts: 1,252	Scruff, I can't believe it. My baby, you have gotten so old. Thank you for always protecting me and being the bestest friend I could have ever asked for. I will never get another dog.. ever. No one could compare to you. I am sad to see that you are coughing now and the last thing I want is for you to leave my life. But.. when you are ready, you may go. You have helped me so much these past nineteen years that I've spent with you, I only wish that I could return them. I never EVER want you in any pain, so if you are, please tell me.. in some way or another just tell me that you are in pain, so I can try and help you.Ahhh, I wish time didn't have to go so fast. I want you back when you were just a lil pup and I used to rub your belly and you'd go crazy. I'll always be there for you.. no matter where you are. You are one amazing sister (doggie). I love you Scruffina Rose. Love, your loving sis
mrsklem14 Member Joined: Oct 2008 Posts: 1,252	__________________ I will never forget you. Ever. Scruffina Rose<3 Let God's promises shine on your problems.

Jul 1st, 2009, 09:02 PM	#3043
ilovepinkhearts team edward. always. Joined: Dec 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 4,390	^^ aww im sorry!
	__________________ Please educate yourself about pancreatic cancer, and then share that knowledge with a loved one. http://www.pancan.org i will lose the weight...1 lb at a time!! i CAN do it! i'm not sure how many lbs to go - skinny jeans here i come!!

Jul 2nd, 2009, 09:28 AM	#3044
_bebee Member Joined: Jul 2007 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 5,909	dear self, STOP SLACKING !
	__________________ - I need to stop procrastinating

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