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[Voodoo]

Originally Posted by slidegirlcass

Its 14.5 percent.

But the equation as Merika stated solve for f...as such 14.5% would have been incorrect.

[toxicgarden]

Dear Almost Ex-Roommates,

Thank you for greeting me the first day I moved in by having 10 friends over until 5 in the morning. It really gave my mom peace of mind. Thank you for never shutting your bedroom door and staring at me while I get food out of the fridge. Thank you for never greeting me when I come in the front door, or heaven forbid actually make your friends move their cars so I can park in the driveway. AFTER ALL I DO PAY RENT! I also appreciate the fact that you disappeared for days and when I texted you worried you responded that you were on vacation for a week. I love the fact that you asked me to take all of your nasty thongs out of the dryer.

Thank you

[toxicgarden]

Dear Boss,

Thank you for not listening to me when I TRIED to tell you that my supervisor is a sex offendor. Thank you for having me train him when I was 17 when you are too much of a tightwad to run a freaking background check. Thank you for REFUSING to even check public court dockets and believe his stupid story of walking into a store completely naked except for tube socks when he was high. If you would look at the court dockets you would see that he had 3 indecent exposures in a week and a half, he was a flasher, he broke into apartments and stole 1000 dollars, and has protective orders against him. I had to report him to the police because he hadnt registered in my town and the records showed he was still in jail. Thank you for believing him when he said he only had 2 more years of being registered when he is really registered until 2023.

Thank you for being a complete doofus and letting your kids hang out around the sex offendor. If you didnt care so much about sales maybe you would open your eyes and realize that he LIED on his application, he has THREE felonies, not 0! Thank you for always thinking the worst of me when I am trying SO HARD! I really appreciate you saying in our bi-weekly meeting that you were making the sex offendor talk about his "grocery store incident" because the bigger problem was that someone gossipped. NEWS FLASH, I didnt tell anyone, I went straight to you. Do you have ANY IDEA how hard it is for a GIRL to keep her mouth shut about something like that? Thank you for looking me in the eyes and saying you wouldnt tolerate a gossipper. If I gossipped I would tell the entire company what you did and post copies of the court dockets everywhere and quit. But I am above that. I will just sit here, patiently waiting until something happens to your poor kids because you care more about sales then anything else.

Thank you for not caring about your employees safety

[merika]

Originally Posted by Voodoo

But the equation as Merika stated solve for f...as such 14.5% would have been incorrect.

Yes, but I gave them lots of partial credit if they managed to solve the fraction, before even trying to find f. So if they solved the fraction as to 3/10 or 14.5% I gave about 8.5/10 marks for the question, and the balance for finding f correctly. Only 3 (out of 13) got 10/10, and some got partial credit for doing the fraction but not finding f.

This course had an algebra prerequisite, and the assumption was that students should find a question of this sort easy. I don't know how they managed to pass the prerequisite course either....I'll start off on a rant about grade inflation so I'd better stop now.

[redney]

double post

[redney]

what a great thread everyone, good catargic energy.

[margaritaxmix]

Dear Mailman,

Thank you for working so hard to deliver mail to my house and so many others everyday. I KNOW how much work it takes, because my dad does the same thing. But this is AT LEAST the 5th time this month that you've delivered my neighbor's mail to my house. I'm also a bit worried that you might have delivered a couple of important letters I'm waiting on to my neighbor's house.

I appreciate what you do, but do ya think you could be a bit more careful? Thanks.

Sincerely,
Me

[oliveray]

Originally Posted by madamefifi

Dear Boss; Thank you so much for stating that my attendance at work is "adequate". I am not sure how to improve since I haven't called out sick ONE TIME in over a year, except for that one day when my GRANDMOTHER DIED. I suppose I could make sure my relatives know what my work schedule is so that they could be extra careful not to get sick or die on a day when I have to work. Perhaps I should consult with your various BFFs who call out at least once a week, call out on Thursday for the entire weekend, call out at the last minute so that finding a replacement nurse is impossible, or don't even show up at all but when they are called at home to find out why they aren't at work, simply state "oh I'm sick" and hang up the phone. I am sure that their attendance is completely satisfactory, since they STILL HAVE JOBS. Sincerely, Nurse Mary Dear Kitty-cats: Breakfast time is when I or your daddy get up. It is NOT at 2 AM, 3 AM, or 4 AM, or any combination of those times. Trying to dig a hole through the wall, running back and forth across the bed, dragging your paws up and down the Venetian blinds, knocking things off the dressers and bedside tables, or howling as if Timmy were stuck in the well will only result in your immediate eviciton from the bedroom. Thank you, Mommy

You must live w/ my cats! LOL. I'm sending this one to them.

[impasto]

Dear A-Hole,

I hope you derived some pleasure from taking a crowbar to my car door. I really didn't have enough on my plate and wanted this mess to deal with on my spring break. It is really helpful that I now have to open the driver door from the inside through the passenger door. All that extra work is a great workout. I also love the attention it attracts, my booty hanging out of the car trying to reach the driver door handle. Also, those lovely scratches and dings look great on my cute little honda. Gives it character! Most of all, the fact that you didn't manage to actually break into my car was really caring, because you managed to put a couple thousands of dollars worth of damage on my car for NO reason! Wow, what a great idea. You must make a lot of money in your line of work.

I hate you die,
impasto

P.S. Please come back and visit. I have a special prize waiting for you!

[shoppingisme]

dear hot hallitosios breath that travels around corners and through walls --

everyone really wants to tell you how bad your breath smells BUT you are SOOO nice and kind and sincere.

if you only knew that you breath is like a glimpse into hades, it's like god is mad with me when i smell it and i instantly want to pray and ask for forgiveness. because a smell like that can only come from the original sin!

it's sad that when you don't even open your mouth and breathe through your nose that your breath is still so strong that my nose hairs start fighting with each other!

i want to talk to you but i know you will talk back and when you open your mouth i become afraid, like freddie krugar might jump out -- because that smell is so evil.

maybe your liver is rotten or your teeth? i really think it's internal because i know you brush after every meal -- see you in the restroom -- and to be so diligent i know you go to the dentist.

so, maybe you need to see a gastroentrologist because i think your colon has been rerouted to your mouth.

i'm so sorry the city sewage plant lives in the back of your throat.



dear he who shall not be named --

your time is up.


dear hot ethiopian guy at the audi dealership --

sorry i didn't respond to the flirting. i was having a bad day.
but you sure were a cutie!

dear sister --

i love you. you are the best.

[Voodoo]

Originally Posted by shoppingisme

dear he who shall not be named -- your time is up. dear sister -- i love you. you are the best.

You completely rock!

[shoppingisme]

^^why voodoo? because they were so short?

[guccimamma]

Dear Purse Forum Members and Founders,

Thank you for being here at any God-given hour. I feel like I have a library to the world with you....I can basically ask any question, and there is someone to answer it thoroughly and correctly...or at least give me a link to the right answer.

So far I have only encountered people that are genuine and helpful with their advice/ wisdom. Sometimes the truth is not always what we want to hear, but it is nice to be able to hear it.

Anyways, you guys are fabulous!

[devoted]

Originally Posted by shoppingisme

dear hot hallitosios breath that travels around corners and through walls -- everyone really wants to tell you how bad your breath smells BUT you are SOOO nice and kind and sincere. if you only knew that you breath is like a glimpse into hades, it's like god is mad with me when i smell it and i instantly want to pray and ask for forgiveness. because a smell like that can only come from the original sin! it's sad that when you don't even open your mouth and breathe through your nose that your breath is still so strong that my nose hairs start fighting with each other! i want to talk to you but i know you will talk back and when you open your mouth i become afraid, like freddie krugar might jump out -- because that smell is so evil. maybe your liver is rotten or your teeth? i really think it's internal because i know you brush after every meal -- see you in the restroom -- and to be so diligent i know you go to the dentist. so, maybe you need to see a gastroentrologist because i think your colon has been rerouted to your mouth. i'm so sorry the city sewage plant lives in the back of your throat.

LOL!!!!! These are the funniest metaphors regarding bad breath

[Voodoo]

Originally Posted by shoppingisme

^^why voodoo? because they were so short?

Because I appreciate the succinct expression of your thoughts!