male/female prayer

abbygirl · Aug 6th, 2008, 10:30 PM

A WOMAN'S PRAYER
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens doors.
Massages my back, begs to do more.
Oh! Send a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to
'how big is my behind?'
I pray this man will love me no end,
And always be my very best friend.
Amen

A man's prayer
I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a
bar on a golf course, and loves to send me fishing and drinking.
This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
Amen

luckyblonde3295 · Aug 7th, 2008, 01:05 AM

hahaha! That's a good one, lol. :)

louis loves fendi 818 · Aug 7th, 2008, 01:07 AM

Mkay...

Charles · Aug 7th, 2008, 01:13 AM

Do a lot of men really want a girl who doesn't talk back? And when I say talk back, I mean at all.

How bout this:

I pray for a nice, interesting, kind, funny girl who's not jealous, controlling or manipulative, who enjoys mutual pleasure in bed and who allows me to be myself.

madamefifi · Aug 7th, 2008, 01:21 AM

^^I like your prayer, Charles!

Nymph · Aug 7th, 2008, 01:58 AM

^^ Charles' prayer sounds about right to me.

Quote:

Originally Posted by abbygirl

This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

Haha. I like this part of the prayer

i_wona · Aug 7th, 2008, 06:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Charles

I pray for a nice, interesting, kind, funny girl who's not jealous, controlling or manipulative, who enjoys mutual pleasure in bed and who allows me to be myself.

HA - anyone else just a little bit in love with Charles?

Sternchen · Aug 7th, 2008, 08:43 AM

I loled when I read this, haha!

oo0ehxtahcee0oo · Aug 7th, 2008, 09:08 AM

hahahaa thanks for the good laughs girlfriend!!

Trolley-Dolly · Aug 7th, 2008, 03:26 PM

So true, but Charles is good too!

spoiled_brat · Aug 7th, 2008, 03:42 PM

Aug 6th, 2008, 10:30 PM	#1
abbygirl Member	male/female prayer A WOMAN'S PRAYER Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens doors. Massages my back, begs to do more. Oh! Send a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?' I pray this man will love me no end, And always be my very best friend. Amen A man's prayer I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course, and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit. Amen __________________ I love my tpf friends

Aug 7th, 2008, 01:05 AM	#2
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Aug 7th, 2008, 01:07 AM	#3
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Aug 7th, 2008, 01:21 AM	#5
madamefifi cat hoarder Location: virginia	^^I like your prayer, Charles! __________________ Happiness is a home with at least one cat. On a complete EVERYTHING ban until after Christmas!!!! http://www.theanimalrescuesite.com/c...faces?siteId=3

Aug 7th, 2008, 08:43 AM	#8
Sternchen We're having a boy!! Location: Beauty RAOK	I loled when I read this, haha! __________________ My 2 wonderful girls, Nicole (5) and Julia (1) will be big sisters soon! My pregnancy blog

Aug 7th, 2008, 01:13 AM	#4
Charles Sucks at budgeting Location: Jacksonville, Fl	Do a lot of men really want a girl who doesn't talk back? And when I say talk back, I mean at all. How bout this: I pray for a nice, interesting, kind, funny girl who's not jealous, controlling or manipulative, who enjoys mutual pleasure in bed and who allows me to be myself.

Aug 7th, 2008, 09:08 AM	#9
oo0ehxtahcee0oo ☺Livin the good life Location: ♥In my DF's arms♥	hahahaa thanks for the good laughs girlfriend!! __________________ [Click photo to read thread!] My blog site has great FREE goodies!! (updated 11/26) www,dearmissie.blogspot.com We did it!! New Crafts Subforum celebration here!!

Aug 7th, 2008, 03:26 PM	#10
Trolley-Dolly Must...Have...Coffee Location: wherever Emirates takes me...	So true, but Charles is good too! __________________

Aug 7th, 2008, 03:42 PM	#11
spoiled_brat is tired Location: Vancouver, BC	Lol