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Vlad · Feb 24th, 2008, 01:11 AM

This freakish story is both disturbing and totally hilarious.

So tonight I was busy completing our office. We got a cheap filing cabinet for miscellaneous paper work, along with a new paper shredder. Being the idiot I am, I fed the paper shredder a padded envelope, not realizing that the bubble wrap was going to get shredded and stuck in the teeth. So I had to pry it back out of the feed with a skinny screwdriver while disconnecting it from the wall. Safety first, of course.

Safety wasn't what my ass had in mind, when I rapidly squatted down to pick up the screwdriver that slipped my hand, resulting in me slamming my ass on the sharp corner of the filing cabinet.

At first I didn't think much of it, until a few minutes later I noticed a warm, itchy feeling on my left butt cheek. I reached back and noticed that a. my shorts were ripped and b. that my fingers were covered in blood after re-emerging back from my pants. That f&^#ing cabinet violated my back end!

Not only did I ruin a pair of shorts, also my favorite penguin boxers and I had my fiancee gently apply hydrogen-peroxide and a bandaid on my hurt butt!

Now if that's not a fabulous ending to the day.

Thanks for listening.

Vlad · Feb 24th, 2008, 01:11 AM

...and no, I ain't posting pixxx!

Sweetpea83 · Feb 24th, 2008, 01:13 AM

Oh no..yikes!! Hope your butt heals asap!

caley · Feb 24th, 2008, 01:13 AM

first thing i thought of vlad...was having pimples on my butt. ugh hate it when those suckers pop....sorry TMI hehehe.

hope your tushie feels better soon

dallas · Feb 24th, 2008, 01:14 AM

But it ain't any good without pics!!!

No sympathy until photographic evidence is supplied.

ivylouwho · Feb 24th, 2008, 01:14 AM

Originally Posted by Vlad

...and no, I ain't posting pixxx!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! I'm SERIOUSLY LOL!

bagnshoofetish · Feb 24th, 2008, 01:17 AM

Originally Posted by Vlad

...and no, I ain't posting pixxx!

DAMN!

but thanks for the mental image of meggies tending to your bottom. it is forever burned into my brain.

Brasilian_Babe · Feb 24th, 2008, 01:19 AM

Originally Posted by bagnshoofetish

DAMN!

but thanks for the mental image of meggies tending to your bottom. it is forever burned into my brain.

Pursegrrl · Feb 24th, 2008, 01:19 AM

[quote=bagnshoofetish;5411127]DAMN!

but thanks for the mental image of meggies tending to your bottom. it is forever burned into my brain.[/quote

my (painful) thoughts exactly... best wishes for a speedy bum healing!!

scarlett_2005 · Feb 24th, 2008, 01:21 AM

Ouch! Hope your butt feels better.

RowanOak · Feb 24th, 2008, 01:21 AM

Nope. Not going to believe this one. This is a non-story without the pixxx to prove it.

In the meantime, I am LOLOLOL at the visual though.

msbuttercup · Feb 24th, 2008, 01:28 AM

Sorry to hear of your accident, Vlad.

Glad to see Megs is ready to be your personal nurse for life!

twinkle.tink · Feb 24th, 2008, 01:34 AM

Roflma...what a visual going through my head!

Vlad...I gotta love ya...this is soooo something I would do.

Glad nothing serious was injured...who knows a couple 'o more inches and you could have been in real trouble.

Vlad · Feb 24th, 2008, 01:44 AM

Originally Posted by twinkle.tink

Glad nothing serious was injured...who knows a couple 'o more inches and you could have been in real trouble.

I didn't even think of that...

Alaska · Feb 24th, 2008, 01:45 AM

hahaha~~~!!!!!

Feb 24th, 2008, 01:11 AM	#1
Vlad OP Administrateher Joined: Mar 1980 Location: Ft Lauderdale Posts: 10,425	How a wonderful day ended with a bandaid on my butt cheek. This freakish story is both disturbing and totally hilarious. So tonight I was busy completing our office. We got a cheap filing cabinet for miscellaneous paper work, along with a new paper shredder. Being the idiot I am, I fed the paper shredder a padded envelope, not realizing that the bubble wrap was going to get shredded and stuck in the teeth. So I had to pry it back out of the feed with a skinny screwdriver while disconnecting it from the wall. Safety first, of course. Safety wasn't what my ass had in mind, when I rapidly squatted down to pick up the screwdriver that slipped my hand, resulting in me slamming my ass on the sharp corner of the filing cabinet. At first I didn't think much of it, until a few minutes later I noticed a warm, itchy feeling on my left butt cheek. I reached back and noticed that a. my shorts were ripped and b. that my fingers were covered in blood after re-emerging back from my pants. That f&^#ing cabinet violated my back end! Not only did I ruin a pair of shorts, also my favorite penguin boxers and I had my fiancee gently apply hydrogen-peroxide and a bandaid on my hurt butt! Now if that's not a fabulous ending to the day. Thanks for listening.
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Feb 24th, 2008, 01:11 AM	#2
Vlad OP Administrateher Joined: Mar 1980 Location: Ft Lauderdale Posts: 10,425	Re: How a wonderful day ended with a bandaid on my butt cheek. ...and no, I ain't posting pixxx!
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Feb 24th, 2008, 01:13 AM	#3
Sweetpea83 I <3 cycling Joined: May 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 14,989	Re: How a wonderful day ended with a bandaid on my butt cheek. Oh no..yikes!! Hope your butt heals asap!
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Feb 24th, 2008, 01:13 AM	#4
caley work the middle... Joined: May 2006 Location: Hawaii Posts: 5,744	Re: How a wonderful day ended with a bandaid on my butt cheek. first thing i thought of vlad...was having pimples on my butt. ugh hate it when those suckers pop....sorry TMI hehehe. hope your tushie feels better soon
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Feb 24th, 2008, 01:14 AM	#5
dallas Yeah ano Joined: Jan 2007 Posts: 4,272	Re: How a wonderful day ended with a bandaid on my butt cheek. But it ain't any good without pics!!! No sympathy until photographic evidence is supplied.
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Feb 24th, 2008, 01:19 AM	#9
Pursegrrl Oh no she di-int!! Joined: Jun 2006 Location: Seattle Posts: 19,256	Re: How a wonderful day ended with a bandaid on my butt cheek. [quote=bagnshoofetish;5411127]DAMN! but thanks for the mental image of meggies tending to your bottom. it is forever burned into my brain.[/quote my (painful) thoughts exactly... best wishes for a speedy bum healing!!
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Feb 24th, 2008, 01:21 AM	#10
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Feb 24th, 2008, 01:21 AM	#11
RowanOak Member Joined: Aug 2006 Location: Deep South Posts: 1,333	Re: How a wonderful day ended with a bandaid on my butt cheek. Nope. Not going to believe this one. This is a non-story without the pixxx to prove it. In the meantime, I am LOLOLOL at the visual though.
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Feb 24th, 2008, 01:28 AM	#12
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Feb 24th, 2008, 01:34 AM	#13
twinkle.tink Choose to be happy Joined: Sep 2006 Location: Taking a nap Posts: 16,061	Re: How a wonderful day ended with a bandaid on my butt cheek. Roflma...what a visual going through my head! Vlad...I gotta love ya...this is soooo something I would do. Glad nothing serious was injured...who knows a couple 'o more inches and you could have been in real trouble.
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Feb 24th, 2008, 01:45 AM	#15
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