[Vlad]

This freakish story is both disturbing and totally hilarious.

So tonight I was busy completing our office. We got a cheap filing cabinet for miscellaneous paper work, along with a new paper shredder. Being the idiot I am, I fed the paper shredder a padded envelope, not realizing that the bubble wrap was going to get shredded and stuck in the teeth. So I had to pry it back out of the feed with a skinny screwdriver while disconnecting it from the wall. Safety first, of course.

Safety wasn't what my *** had in mind, when I rapidly squatted down to pick up the screwdriver that slipped my hand, resulting in me slamming my *** on the sharp corner of the filing cabinet.

At first I didn't think much of it, until a few minutes later I noticed a warm, itchy feeling on my left butt cheek. I reached back and noticed that a. my shorts were ripped and b. that my fingers were covered in blood after re-emerging back from my pants. That f&^#ing cabinet violated my back end!



Not only did I ruin a pair of shorts, also my favorite penguin boxers and I had my fiancee gently apply hydrogen-peroxide and a bandaid on my hurt butt!

Now if that's not a fabulous ending to the day.

Thanks for listening.

[Vlad]

...and no, I ain't posting pixxx!

[Sweetpea83]

Oh no..yikes!! Hope your butt heals asap!

[caley]

first thing i thought of vlad...was having pimples on my butt. ugh hate it when those suckers pop....sorry TMI hehehe.

hope your tushie feels better soon

[dallas]

But it ain't any good without pics!!! No sympathy until photographic evidence is supplied.

[ivylouwho]

Originally Posted by Vlad

...and no, I ain't posting pixxx!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! I'm SERIOUSLY LOL!

[bagnshoofetish]

Originally Posted by Vlad

...and no, I ain't posting pixxx!

DAMN!

but thanks for the mental image of meggies tending to your bottom. it is forever burned into my brain.

[Brasilian_Babe]

Originally Posted by bagnshoofetish

DAMN! but thanks for the mental image of meggies tending to your bottom. it is forever burned into my brain.

[Pursegrrl]

[quote=bagnshoofetish;5411127]DAMN!

but thanks for the mental image of meggies tending to your bottom. it is forever burned into my brain.[/quote

my (painful) thoughts exactly... best wishes for a speedy bum healing!!

[scarlett_2005]

Ouch! Hope your butt feels better.

[RowanOak]

Nope. Not going to believe this one. This is a non-story without the pixxx to prove it.

In the meantime, I am LOLOLOL at the visual though.

[msbuttercup]

Sorry to hear of your accident, Vlad.
Glad to see Megs is ready to be your personal nurse for life!

[twinkle.tink]

Roflma...what a visual going through my head!

Vlad...I gotta love ya...this is soooo something I would do.

Glad nothing serious was injured...who knows a couple 'o more inches and you could have been in real trouble.

[Vlad]

Originally Posted by twinkle.tink

Glad nothing serious was injured...who knows a couple 'o more inches and you could have been in real trouble.

I didn't even think of that...

[Alaska]

hahaha~~~!!!!!