How a wonderful day ended with a bandaid on my butt cheek.

[louis loves fendi 818]

Originally Posted by Roo

This thread is worthless without pics. But that's ok. Did you get a care bears band-aid? We have those in our house and my husband actually LIKES them. Have you had a tetnus shot lately?

LOL i have hello kitty bandaids! I love them. Remember when MJ was selling designer bandaids? I guess the could been coll if you cut yourself shaving and had to wear a skirt.
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[LAltiero85]

Originally Posted by Vlad

This freakish story is both disturbing and totally hilarious. So tonight I was busy completing our office. We got a cheap filing cabinet for miscellaneous paper work, along with a new paper shredder. Being the idiot I am, I fed the paper shredder a padded envelope, not realizing that the bubble wrap was going to get shredded and stuck in the teeth. So I had to pry it back out of the feed with a skinny screwdriver while disconnecting it from the wall. Safety first, of course. Safety wasn't what my ass had in mind, when I rapidly squatted down to pick up the screwdriver that slipped my hand, resulting in me slamming my ass on the sharp corner of the filing cabinet. At first I didn't think much of it, until a few minutes later I noticed a warm, itchy feeling on my left butt cheek. I reached back and noticed that a. my shorts were ripped and b. that my fingers were covered in blood after re-emerging back from my pants. That f&^#ing cabinet violated my back end! Not only did I ruin a pair of shorts, also my favorite penguin boxers and I had my fiancee gently apply hydrogen-peroxide and a bandaid on my hurt butt! Now if that's not a fabulous ending to the day. Thanks for listening.

Ahahaha! I'm sorry it's not funny...... I hope your...er...rear end is okay now. Sorry to hear your not posting pics!!!!! That was nice of Megs to tend to you though in your time of need......so to speak.

[shushopn]

So glad you're a** is healing well. I was going to get everyone to chip in to buy you a round filing cabinet, but I can't be bothered. I would chip in to get your a** waxed if it was all hairy, though.

[~Fabulousity~]

oooh! I once hit my forehead on the corner of a file cabinet. I still have a lil dent in my skin, ouch!

[gacats]

Did Megs get to learn any German curse words?
How's the tushie feeling today?

[Tracy]

Originally Posted by Vlad

This freakish story is both disturbing and totally hilarious. So tonight I was busy completing our office. We got a cheap filing cabinet for miscellaneous paper work, along with a new paper shredder. Being the idiot I am, I fed the paper shredder a padded envelope, not realizing that the bubble wrap was going to get shredded and stuck in the teeth. So I had to pry it back out of the feed with a skinny screwdriver while disconnecting it from the wall. Safety first, of course. Safety wasn't what my ass had in mind, when I rapidly squatted down to pick up the screwdriver that slipped my hand, resulting in me slamming my ass on the sharp corner of the filing cabinet. At first I didn't think much of it, until a few minutes later I noticed a warm, itchy feeling on my left butt cheek. I reached back and noticed that a. my shorts were ripped and b. that my fingers were covered in blood after re-emerging back from my pants. That f&^#ing cabinet violated my back end! Not only did I ruin a pair of shorts, also my favorite penguin boxers and I had my fiancee gently apply hydrogen-peroxide and a bandaid on my hurt butt! Now if that's not a fabulous ending to the day. Thanks for listening.

oh, boy...funny! sorry about your biscut, vlad! that's what we preschool teachers call 'butt' !

[vuittonGirl]

that sounds painful!!! still no pix??

[katlun]

I feel your pain, once when I was out running I had a dog come up behind me and bite my ass! I was not only cut but black & blue. Ouch!