How a wonderful day ended with a bandaid on my butt cheek.

[boxermom]

As Prada Meadow would say, you can't make this stuff up! It sounds like some of the home projects and problems dh and I have tackled--someone gets hurt.

[Flipper]

>_O *ouch* I hope you heal up fast!

[cocogirl07]

Originally Posted by jillybean307

LOL this post is worthless without pics!

[louis loves fendi 818]

I paged though 5 pages on a slow as hell ISP and NO PICS. Shame shame.

OT: One morning about a week ago I woke up (alone, so don't get any ideas) with scratches ALL OVER me. It looks like a cat attacked me. I still don't know what happened. Maybe its my cheap sheets?

[[coco]]

Umm... I am seriously disturbed by the number of you that actually WANT to see pics of Vlad's butt........ what if it is hairy?... or worse!?
How keen would you all be then...?? Huh?? (heh!!)

I speak for myself in saying I am glad you are being so modest Vlad!!

[louis loves fendi 818]

Originally Posted by [coco]

Umm... I am seriously disturbed by the number of you that actually WANT to see pics of Vlad's butt........ what if it is hairy?... or worse!? How keen would you all be then...?? Huh?? (heh!!) I speak for myself in saying I am glad you are being so modest Vlad!!

There is nothing wrong with a hairy butt. Lol.

[[coco]]

Originally Posted by louis loves fendi 818

There is nothing wrong with a hairy butt. Lol.

Hahaaa!! Ooooooh dear - i think we may have opened a whole new can of worms.
Can't say hairy butts are my hem hem ..."thing"
LOL !!

[Charlie]

Thisi s too funny!!! I am laughing my a** off.

I was hoping for pictures tho

[Roo]

Originally Posted by Vlad

...and no, I ain't posting pixxx!

This thread is worthless without pics. But that's ok.

Did you get a care bears band-aid?

We have those in our house and my husband actually LIKES them.

Have you had a tetnus shot lately?

[bagnshoofetish]

Originally Posted by [coco]

Umm... I am seriously disturbed by the number of you that actually WANT to see pics of Vlad's butt........ what if it is hairy?... or worse!? How keen would you all be then...?? Huh?? (heh!!)

are you kidding? that would only "sweeten the deal". then we'd have to insist on pics of Megs shaving him as well. tsk. I thought you knew us better than that....

[bluefish]

oh dear ... it doesn't look like Vlad is getting too much sympathy.

[annanas]

Originally Posted by caley

first thing i thought of vlad...was having pimples on my butt. ugh hate it when those suckers pop....sorry TMI hehehe.

SO not the first thing to enter my mind!


what i thought of (perhaps not work appropriate) would probably require something more along the lines of a bandages though

[missmustard]

Eeep! That must've hurt! I hope your bum gets well soon.

[Mid-]

Originally Posted by Megs

I told him this was a bit too much to share, but he just had to!!! Ahhh this is so blissful to be engaged to him. You should have seen his face. He walked out to me and looked like a boy whose cake got stolen from his birthday party. He turned around and was just saying "Owwwwwwww!! Stupid $%^&#% filing cabinet cut me!". I was sure it only went through his pants, but then his boxers, then his skin. I am so telling Office Max they started off our engagement on a WEIRD but perfect for us foot!

Hahaha.. That is so cute!! Thanks for your take for more mental images!

This story will never be forgotten among tPFers, for sure!

[Speedy]

Originally Posted by [coco]

Umm... I am seriously disturbed by the number of you that actually WANT to see pics of Vlad's butt........ what if it is hairy?... or worse!? How keen would you all be then...?? Huh?? (heh!!) I speak for myself in saying I am glad you are being so modest Vlad!!

Been okay by me... I see one all the time here. hehehe

Megs, are you sure that's all you want for the pix?? Five bucks and a tootsie pop? It's in the mail hon.