A joke, or is it? Will I live to 80?

KTScrlet · Oct 3rd, 2008, 08:47 PM

Will I Live to see 80? Here's something to think about.

I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age.

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?'

He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?'

'Oh no,' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'

Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?

'I said, 'No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!

'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'

'No, I don't,' I said.

He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?'

'No,' I said.

He looked at me and said,.... 'Then, why do you even give a sh*t?

Demosthenes · Oct 3rd, 2008, 09:00 PM

lol! So cute.

bagnshoofetish · Oct 3rd, 2008, 09:55 PM

digby723 · Oct 3rd, 2008, 10:26 PM

LOL! I thought it was a real question when I first read the title LOL!!

truegem · Oct 4th, 2008, 12:05 AM

Ha ha...that is funny. LIVE IT UP everybody!!!

kissmyace108 · Oct 4th, 2008, 12:12 AM

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Originally Posted by digby723

LOL! I thought it was a real question when I first read the title LOL!!

So did I, I opened the thread and thought "Hmm, what am I getting into?" LOL I like this turn of events much better!

Glamfoxx · Oct 4th, 2008, 12:15 AM

HAHAHA!!

Sternchen · Oct 4th, 2008, 04:18 AM

haha!

Lululovebags · Oct 4th, 2008, 10:40 AM

Lol!!!

Lululapell · Oct 4th, 2008, 10:42 AM

Beautylicious · Oct 4th, 2008, 05:39 PM

Oct 3rd, 2008, 08:47 PM	#1
KTScrlet Member	A joke, or is it? Will I live to 80? Will I Live to see 80? Here's something to think about. I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age. A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?' He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?' 'Oh no,' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!' Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs? 'I said, 'No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy! 'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?' 'No, I don't,' I said. He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?' 'No,' I said. He looked at me and said,.... 'Then, why do you even give a sht? __________________ Since everything is in our heads, we had better not lose them.--Coco Chanel*

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