Originally Posted by scaredsquirrel

Ladies, it has been forever - so glad to see our girl has met her match in the fug dressing that is now Kimye....gawd. I thought of you all, sat at a table next to Humphries at dinner last night in NYC (yes, every girl in the place did the drive-by with the worst attempts ever to get his attention, why...whhhhyyyy). Are they divorced yet?

Ew. He is not cute in the slightest. But the thirst is very strong in some these birds today.

Originally Posted by Bzemom

It's okay, you can admit you went home with him. No need to pretend you weren't interested. And if you didn't, I am disappointed you couldn't take one for the team to get us the inside scoop.

I spat my drink out laughing at this. He is, how shall I say, not got the beauty genes working for him. And it is definitely not better in person. The definition of taking one for the team probably would have included his munchkin wingmen from some Ed Hardy hell also getting in on the action, so, um, no....

Originally Posted by Bzemom

Between Lpais's sex life, New's go go dancing Moesha braids, and Kim's llama shoes and leather pants this thread has been AWESOME the last few days.

I agree. These last few days remind me of the older Kimmy threads, where the motto was: to make you pee your pants before 2pm

Originally Posted by Bzemom

Between Lpais's sex life, New's go go dancing Moesha braids, and Kim's llama shoes and leather pants this thread has been AWESOME the last few days.

Originally Posted by scaredsquirrel

I spat my drink out laughing at this. He is, how shall I say, not got the beauty genes working for him. And it is definitely not better in person. The definition of taking one for the team probably would have included his munchkin wingmen from some Ed Hardy hell also getting in on the action, so, um, no....

you are forgiven
I wish we could fast forward 10 years for poor Kris to get his grown man on, his face is too soft.

Kris's face looks like dough that's been halfway kneaded...

Remember when Kim was doing all that charity work after she broke up with kris. #randomkimthought

Relaxed and carefree: Bikini clad Kim Kardashian lets her hair down in never before seen family holiday photographs

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...#ixzz234hX5U3Y

Originally Posted by Sassys

Relaxed and carefree: Bikini clad Kim Kardashian lets her hair down in never before seen family holiday photographs Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...#ixzz234hX5U3Y

Really? Do they think we believe it? Although, Khloe doesn't look touched-up.

Was this the vacation that was the last straw for Khloe? She looks miserable covered up and everyone else laying out ... seriously hoping in 6 more months she rocks out in a bikini and rock hard abs and booty -- with minimal photoshop.

Kim's abs look good here - real or photoshop? She looks much heavier now.

If athletes do badly on the covers of fashion magazines, Kardashians might do even worse: Kim Kardashian was a loser for Allure in March (which sold 7% below average) and all three sisters failed to make an impression on the cover of Glamour in January (which sold 11% below average).

http://jezebel.com/5932953/nobody-bo...3445378688413&

Originally Posted by Sassys

Relaxed and carefree: Bikini clad Kim Kardashian lets her hair down in never before seen family holiday photographs Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...#ixzz234hX5U3Y

First thing that popped into my mind when I saw this one is Jenner waits for the clientele to come aboard (no pun intended)

Originally Posted by Socialitebabe05

Attachment 1826295 Well it could be worse...but then again it's getting pretty close...😓

Coco's butt looks like it fits her body type.

Kim's butt looks like it's taped on.

Coco's butt is natural, Kim's is not.

Originally Posted by chinableu

Is that Coco? If so, I love me some Coco.

Me, too.

Coco's butt is real? Uhhh. I love her though.

Originally Posted by JazzyJaz

Kardashian Navy ‏@KardashianNavy Kim & Kanye out in Soho today! - http://instagr.am/p/OFCZ8XsE9Q/

Her legs Look like they're getting a good workout lugging those ankle straps around.