I am secretly afraid of heights, yet I use to be a firefighter that regularly worked on the Ladder Company, and I always volunteered to climb the 105 foot aerial ladder at open houses, and frequently was the one to cut holes into roofs. I also am into skydiving, and trying to get the wife to go with me.
I am terrified by sharks, and when ever I night dive in the ocean I always have this fear of some shark coming out of the blackness of the water. YET, I am into shark diving (feeding) and I have a desire to Cage dive with Great Whites in S. Africa (and possibly get out of the cage with them).
I sometimes dress up in my wife's clothes also.......ok, I am lying about that one

. But I do frequently imply that I am a cross dresser to people I attend school with.
Ok, one more. I can put a 5.56mm round accurately into a specific target at 500 meters if need be. So, your Karate might be strong, but from 500 meters you cannot touch me

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