There was a man who

didn't wear pjamas at night

his wife said put something

sexy on or she will

go next door to ask

the hot next store neighbor

to fix her leaking taps

but heard the sirens when

the mall exploded into flames

they toasted marshmallows in fire

while sipping skinny mocha lattes

And sitting by the pool

when in strutted Paris Hilton

who we don't think is

Given enough credit for work